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Witch Hazel's Cook Book

With Hazel makes the strangest food.
She cooks when only in the mood.
Her recipes consist of Spinach Supreme,
Cooked with mustard macaroni cream.
For supper she mixes a great big batch
Of Dirty Dog Dip that no witch can match.
Icy Iguana is her very favorite drink.
Topped with black bananas, she would think
That it would go better with a
Fudgy Fried Frog in a coma/
And a bowl full of some Fudgy Fried Fish
Will go good with Lucious Lizard Licorice.
Her all time favorite famous recipe
Is the best witch-made snake spaghetti.
The only food not fit for her eye
Is that old time favroite: The Pizza Pie.

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