Sex with my French plastic blow up girl my mum gave me for Christmas....extreme content ! For Jason :)
You were the epitome of French womanhood
One kiss from you could strike me dead
And when you began to grab my manhood
I went to high holy heaven instead
Your lips madame were shaped so perfect
Your breasts pinned upon an angel
For life surely a short burlesque
And this horny cock inside your cradle
When we met our eyes just knew
Love is a possible affair
For a rainbow, a magical hue
As so is lust for those who dare
You grabbed me exact on the package
Hard as the rocks of mountain Rockie
With every breath inside your garage
I your Ken and you my Barbie
And so that's our tale as this day instructed
A short liaison inside my head
I pumped you up but now deflated
Ze plastique Monique inside my bed
So thank you mummy for Christmas gift
She was so magnifique ooh la la
Ze mind appreciates a little lift
Perhaps you should buy for my pa pa!
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HAHA Quality Jai, only just seen this pal and its defo my cup of tea pal ...cheers :)
Jason be honest
you don't drink tea
it's spirits for sure
Just like me!
We have similar names
Jai & Jason
its Trouble brewing
where is Goldifox!
Jai have you been smoking Indonesian crack in that there jungle man .....;)
Theres definitely another funny one in the pipeline pal, just been busy at work today, Patience my friend ;D
I have been smoking
but not Indonesian stuff
i was smoking my ex wife
i been choking all morning
Ay Jai why
this is why we need good moralistic
fables from Jason
Goldifox and her 3 bras
moby dicks
Beauty and the bust
Sleeping porno
The little midget
The lion wanking
Help Jai with Disney psychosis tales
Then maybe Jason I can
Stop smoking ex wife
yip,def food for thought this one LOL ,interesting !! i have no words lol good !! tina x
Tina thank
Uuuu
I am Fujitsu
Ignore auto correct please
I am guilty is what i mean to say
What is my sentence?
sentence lol here it is I hope thats not me ,jason and rachel in pic LOL sorry jai i feel giggly tonight lol you are so funny !!! tina x
I laugh at my sentence
god is my witness
That is my ex
What is my sentence?
Tina!! You make my day!
And my sentence I think! Take me away
haha!! you and jason need a show of your own lol the jj show only for a friday nite mind you .after hours ,free beer and all that lol
I too think you have found your niche Jai, must be a man thing, you have a way with the smutty verse!! I am sure Jason is feeling extremely flattered right now! George I think there is a new genre here LOL!!!! :)
What you mean Rachel, I am innocent
This was my wedding speech!
You now understand why I am divorced?
Serious for better or verse!
And that is not Jai in the photo
no it's my ex wife!
I wrote this three years ago
why it's a long story ....
yall are crazy!!!
i love ya!!!
jai and jasons fairy tails!
take care everyone!!!
It's crazy Stephen
christmas crazy time
Where we sit around the camp fire
telling moralistic fables
And learning the true meaning of
something I unsure of
you can join in
just bring plastic dill
or I mean actually ddoll the one
you hide in the cupboard ...
hey you forgot tina and rachel lol
I forget Myself to too please
Everyone meet at the bus stop
At 6, ok? Bring dolls, picnic
blanket etc etc
Leave ex wife at home pls
thanks from Jai :)
LOL date set jai ,by the way im a plastic one lol you will know by the smile on the face ,they dont have one do they ? lol
and i meant not plastic LOL
look forward to it my friend!
wish you well
Pick you up at 5 Stephen ok?
i'll be ready!!!
I might be a while
trying to figure out which
continent city for my GPS!!
ha! i was wondering what the weather was like in Sydney!!!
supposed to be cold and raining here!
whats Ireland like this time of year!!!
Irelands cold but can soon warm up lol
love to visit Ireland! seen such beautiful pictures of lush countryside!
Australia would be awesome to!
one day!!!
Stephen it's warm 20 plus!!
is rubber plastic
no
you seem humanoid ? Your hand feels genuine
jai smoking big tree lots smoke
mango etc etc
i knew i got mixed up with barbie and your dolls lol they have to be soft and sensual not hard and knock you back haha!!
yup Jai understands this problem
of life
look at women in photo in red
happy right?
LOL no jai shes left out lol
She wears red
Now we know why Jason writes about red riding
hood lingerie
He knows this poor girl
Unhappy and Grimm
well done tina loved it xx
This is hilarious! You're quite good at entertaining!
it's all true I promise!!
Ay thank you
Luv Jai ) merry Christmas Shannon!!
Merry Christmas to you, as well! :-D
thank uuuuuu!