Women Are From Venus
Tolls of women are endless it seems,
Its not the stuff of legend or dreams,
But stuff you worry about everyday,
And on behalf of me I'm here to say,
Stop worrying about the odd grey hair,
Except when it appears, you know, down there!
And wrinkles too, they're not a killer,
So stop buying so much Polyfilla,
So you have two chins! More to kiss,
And I for one won't moan about this,
What is it with this Cellulite?
Its covered in day, and out of sight,
Besides any man truly worth their salt,
Knows it's mother nature, not your fault,
Yes, your bum looks big in that, true,
I'm still gonna squeeze it and slap it too,
Your clothes have shrunk, don't fit no more,
Even more fun when we roll on the floor,
You women are beautiful, I'll say it with pride,
Fun is the outer, Love is deep inside.
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Comments
This is great! We women are so hard on ourselves! If men all thought like this, I don't think we'd have nearly the amount of hang ups! Nice write ?