woody paddle poopy bum

Woody paddle poopy bum

Shout shout loud and banged his drum

Stump stump stump at morning hour

Bang bang bang boom sound go far

What's that racket I try to sleep

Ill bait your bum and tell your mum

Screamed miss piggy in bady mood

For woody paddle poppy bum 

Had woke the world

Drawn to this drumming came fat belly bear

Dancing silly jiggy pop as he strumed his guitar

Woody paddle poppy bum started to laugh

We are the best

The best band in the world

Folky all around silly sleepy heads

Jumped out of they're beds and started to dance

Miss piggy smiled and joined in too

Everyone dance to the poppy bum tune

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Rum tum poppy bum

I love you

Hands to the sky and shake one foot

Big big smile and silly jiggy shake

Woody paddle poppy bum wide awake.

A poem by Liam Herdman