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World war III 🤣

World war III 🤣

Oh what a fuss and such a hullaballoo
Blue tits are twttering on my bird table making an awful to do

Honesty what on earth are they squabbling about
They are creating World war III wthout a shadow of a doubt!!

I have just topped up a treasure trove of tasty treats
So my feathered friends can bulge their little bellies with birdy vegetables and meats

But Haha one would assume that this was empty
I have counted a flock of famished fighters and there are more than twenty

Huh I can only imagine and I bet that they are all males
I am trying my utmost to define the sex but I can’t see under their tiny tails

Well I really think that only men would fight like this
Teehee If it was the female species then that ambience would be bliss!!

 

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Jim "The Lad" ....

Love the poem! really! you are saying that only men squabble like that?lol! what about the half off sale? lol!........................lad

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Jill Tait

Teeheee 🤣🤣🤣❤️💙❤️

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Greg Etsell

wow when frist came in and saw your poem
and saw the title of yyour poem 
i was worryed you were going to
say that world was going in to 
world war 3 but when read it
then saw you were talking 
the birds 

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Jill Tait

Teeheee Noooo way twas just my little feathered friends 🤣🤣🤣❤️💙❤️

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Shaun Cronick

A fun and revealing poem and you're bang on with your closing line.
Women would never behave like this only blokes.
It's good to know you're looking after the feathery little critters, for dear God they need it in this weather.
Every little helps, as the old Tesco ad use to say.
Pinned to show my daughter who will have a good laugh reading between your lines, as did I.
Thanks for sharing and I wish you well and love the title!

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Jill Tait

Teeheee yup u c Jim the lad is soo wrong lol men r to blame haha 🤣❤️💙❤️

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