Would You.

I wouldn’t would you.
No i wouldn’t.
What about you, would you.
No not me.
And you.
Certainly not, no way.
And you what about you.
Me.
Yes you.
Definitely not.
You.
You must be joking no i wouldn’t.
And you madam.
No i bloody well wouldn’t.
I wouldn’t would you.
Well would you.