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Wrecking Opinions

Wrecking Opinions

The medical technician
of much experience
said just because
the light shone through it
didn't necessarily mean
the ugly tumor wasn't malignant

I sought a second opinion
from my trusty bartender William
who watches lots of medical shows
and is a new science disciple
of the venerable RFK Jr

Dr Billy instantly prescribed
more fiber in my diet
and a shot of heroin
to level off any internal stresses

I thanked my well informed friend
for his valuable service

My philosophy
of living serenely
is to always
follow the learned advice
of high click volume influencers
well more versed
in internet based expertise
than woefully ignorant scientists
 

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