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Yak of the Lonely

Yak of the Lonely

I know a bloke who has long hair down his back.. he likens himself to the Himilayan Yak, the only difference is he doesn’t have  horns nor has he got hooves.. hes got bare feet with corns

Well this shaggy Yak is a lonely guy, tho when he tells you his tales one would wonder why
Coz he’s funny as hell with an abundance of wit... when he writes you his stories he rambles abit

He goes away into oblivion... off on a thread... from all the illusions within his head, So Yak of the lonely... don’t you ever change... coz without you on Cosmo.. well it would be strange

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Jill Tait

Awwww Thank you Cherie he’s always enjoying my ditties & I sense he is a kind, nice bloke n I’m usually ok at picking up on ppls personality even if I can’t see them so trust my judgement with Matthew he’s funny & u r lovely too :) ???

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Jill Tait

Brilliant!!!! Thank you Cherie ???

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A Lonely Journey

Jilligan!! 
Oh my gosh!!! What can I say??!! (besides the fact that you really know some odd people! I mean, what kind of guy names himself Lonely??!! AND has a crazy propensity towards yaks and chickens!! What a...nut...jo...oh crap!). LOL. 
Jillian, I'm sooooo glad you like my silliness!! And you're sooooo right about Cheerie, she's always pretended to like it, too, but she's obviously too smart, and amazing, to ACTUALLY like it, but ever so kind that she could never say 'Matt, you're a dork.' 
I'm amazed by this awesome poem, and I love you guys, so thank you so much for being my friend, and making Cosmo so much fun! Both of you! 
Love, and rugs, 

Matthew.  

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Jill Tait

Luv & rugs Lonely guy  glad u liked your ode ?

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A Lonely Journey

I did. I'm so honored, Jilly. 
Yaks are wonderful, hairy beasts, aren't they? 
Thanks again!! You're awesome. 

Matthew. 

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Jill Tait

Well pleased u enjoyed Matthew ??

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A Lonely Journey

Hey Jillian, 
Have a nice weekend! 
Your friend, 

Matthew. 

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