Poem -

YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT?

YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT?

Sparrowsong would you like a snack?

A snack?

Yes...

What are you having?

Nuts...

Nuts?

Yes...

Lots of nuts...

Is it true?

Is what true?

You are what you eat?

I don't think so...

I mean I eat bananas and it doesn't make me turn yellow...

I eat grapes and it doesn't make me turn purple...

I have seen you turn green when you eat too many...

That was a bad example the more I think of it...

Are you sure you don't want some nuts Sparrowsong?

I think you've eaten enough nuts for the both of us...

I will try and find the answer Sparrowsong...

The answer to what?

You are what you eat...

Maybe, I should ask someone else...

Are you sure?

I better be...

Sparrowsong have you seen the Nutcracker?

Yes... 

It's a classic...

Where is it?

Where's what?

The Nutcracker?

It's with the holiday movies...

I'm talking about the one that cracks nuts?

That's what they call Doctors now?

Sparrowsong I thought you didn't want any nuts?

If we were having a conversation about potato chips that I didn't want somehow, I would probably end up having some anyway...

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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Richard Waters

:) A deliciously playful concept delivered in a decisive manner can only bring smiles ! Your works like this are of real interest and character.

Keep producing such enjoyable fayre with your indomitable spirit !

HUGS !  :)

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lodigiana

Made me smile right the way through! Thank goodness we are not what we eat -watermelon, mango and avocado!!!  Loved it - keep it up!!! 

Lodigiana x

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sparrowsong

Hello Charlotte...

No one would have to ask...

What did you have for lunch today?

:)

Glad you enjoyed!

Thank you for your fun comment and support!

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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Rose Sho

Lol.... this made me laugh...indeed we're what we eat...I love veggies and lots of water and I've been "skinny" all my life... people are beg me to eat more but I can't

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sparrowsong

Hello Romeo...

That is very sweet and kind my friend!

Thank you for your comment and support!

Best wishes and blessings!

Hugs and Smiles!

sparrowsong

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sparrowsong

Hello Lodgiana...

We would look quite colorful and no one would notice...

:)

Glad you enjoyed!

Thank you for your comment and support!

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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