Poem -

Your Cheatin Heart

Your Cheatin Heart

Did you know
As a sniper
can shoot
at a great distance
A camera
can catch
your 
affair
from
across
the highway
and sent
to your
spouse
through
her 
iphone
before
your
second
kiss
Did you know?
Answer your
Phone
Your
wife
would
like
to 
speak
with
you......................
 

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Tony Taylor

Big smiles!!..... VERY clever my friend!!...... some stellar points made here!!..... High fives GREG!!......LOVE & ROCKETS!!......T xo ??

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author
sparrowsong

Hello Greg...

Anyone who knows someone well just knows...

No cameras needed accept to prove you're not crazy...

Great write!

Thank you for sharing...

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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author
Dean Kuch

A man sat at home reading as his wife prepared to go to a baby shower for a friend.
He knew she wasn't headed for any baby shower, however. She was going to meet her lover in a nearby park. Her text messages stated as such.
"I'll be home early, baby," she cooed sweetly, and kissed him on the forehead.
The man followed, bringing along a rifle fitted with a night vision scope.
He watched from a distance, saw where they parked, and waited...
It wasn't long before the couple were at it, hot and heavy.
The man climbed a tree about three hundred yards away, sighted in on his wife and pulled the trigger...
When the wife returned home a couple of hours later, she kissed her husband and asked, "Did you miss me, sweetheart?"
"I guess I must have,"
he replied.
Heh-heh-heh...
Nice work, Greg.
~Dean ☠

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