You're Entitled To Your Opine

We all do it, shouting at the screen, with no reply,
of course we're right, we don't even have to try;
armchair champions at tennis, don't like Les Dennis,
it's so easy, never in doubt, all our friends believe us.

Why are lady weather forecasters often so well endowed,
too much camp stuff, it shouldn't really be allowed;
cooking, gardening and murder, no need to look further,
The Rocky Horror Picture Show with Mr. Frank-N-Furter.

There's a brash Irish presenter from somewhere over there,
I told him that his services would be better employed elsewhere;
expletives can be delivered without any fear of reprisal,
although in future, host may tell you to get on your bicycle.

My spotty dog looks at sheep dogs on TV again and again,
but starts to lose interest because he fancied a doberman.