the billy goats gruff..........wait what?

once apon a time there were 3 brother goats

billy goat

gruff tough

and fred

together they were the 3 billy goats gruff

one day as they were walking along they came apon a bridge

on this bridge there was a man just standing there staring blankly

there was even a little drool falling from his lip.

billy goat the youngest of them all decided not to bother the man and began to walk across all by himself.

that was until he got to the man and decided he couldnt help himself, he got up next to the man and farted, then blamed it on him he and his two brothers found this very funny indeed and began to laugh.

billy goat kept farting all around the strange man, who had never done anything to billy goat to deserve such treatment. Billy goat did not care and continued to do so. His vigilence was so profound the smell of all the methane drove the poor man insane and he lept from the bridge to what the goats assumed was his death.

With that, they all walked across to were the good grass grew and had their fill, at the end of the day they went home on the otherside of the bridge.

A few weeks went by, and it was time to pass the bridge to get some more of that really good grass.

the three of them walked together.

billy the goat

gruff tough

and fred

As they arrived at the bridge

they discovered the man who was there weeks before and they saw him just standing there blankly minding his own business,still drool hanging from his lip.

so this time gruff tough decided he would go across, teach this man who is boss, even though the man never did anything to them to deserve such harsh treatment.

So gruff tough walks along the bridge acting like he's all that and purposly bumps up against the quiet man, and the man ignores him. grough tough stand up on his hind legs because he does not much like going unnoticed, he works day and night to develope his muscles and he feel everyone should admire them.

he points his front left hoof at the man and says hey! I'm walking here. the strange man just stares off blankly drool hanging from his lip.

This makes gruff tough very angry indeed.  he got onn all fours and began to scrape his hooves, yet no matter what he did, the man just stared off blankly.

gruff tough began to charge full speen into the man. I'll teach you to ignore me he said as his horns came onto contact with the mans knees and snapped in the opposit direction. the strange man screamed in pain and began to drag his body along the ground, fred came to his brothers side worried that he had gone too far. He saw the pain the man was in but felt no pity because out of the 3 fred was the worst of all, he took his hooves and stepped on the mans hand's and broke each of his fingers the strange man looked up in horror to see a goat smiling down at him. The only word he could utter was why?

with that frd drove his hooves into the mans head and killed him they worked together to dump his body off the bridge. at the end of which together they walked across to were the good grass grows,and ate their fill before going home.

WHat they did not know was the 2 men who they had killed were identical brothers with down syndrom, and they liked going to the bridge so they could see the water fall it relaxed them and they would take turns goin because when one brother was there the other was helping the eldest brother take care of the farm.

The eldest brother had become very worried when his brother did not return the first day,so when his second brother went out he was sure to keep a eye on him to see were he went, he stood in horror, as the goats tortured his defenceless brother, when the goats thought they heard the strange man speak in truth is was the eldest brother far off on the hill shouting WHY?

He did not attack them that day, rather he planned for what will come tomorrow.

He grabbed his pitch fork and his mothers old dusty tomb of spells for his family were old folk and still had magic in their veins

he discovered the perfect curse  for he to get his revenge his brothers would see justice he was sure of it.

so the next day he waited out on the bridge a cross bow and pitch fork hidden near by, the tob was in his pocket waiting to be read. such hate he had for these filthy animals. he would set things right he swore. today it was fred that came out across and to him all men looked the same, before he could think of something to say to the same strange man that had been there every day, there was a flurry of movement and suddenly a cross bow bolt drove itself into the goats leg pinning him against the bridge siding Billy goat the youngest of the group came charging out and with such a charge he met his death by pitch fork, then fire ball.

and in such anger gruff tough came running foward his horns bucking from side to side, how day you hurt my brothers he cried how dare you!

how dare you kill my entire family the eldest brother cried as he opened his book and bagan to read off strange words and in a instant the bridge gave way were gruff tough fell through to his death.

all that was left was fred still pinned to the wall blood flowing freely from his wound, he began to beg for his life as the eldest brother walked closer. through clenched teeth he said don't worry I won't kill you I have somthing much worse planned for  you

he began to recite a spell as old as time itself

may your hair grow long and ragged, your spine as crooked as your soul, you shall be bound to this bridge and you will never die, and you may only feast on your own kind, from now until the end of time yoour species will slowly die out youl wear a mask of such hidiousness in horror others will cry out be cursed be cursed be cursed I say and never sleep again I charge you with a task to ensure no one eats this sweet grass ever again!

with these words fred began to change, he was no longer a goat but more like a pig or a man he stood on his highn legs and grew pointed ears his nose grew nobby and his teeth sparse, his hooves turned to warty feel and his once graceful baaa became a shriek, you turned me into a troll you feind fred cried out I'll kill you I'll kill you fred claimed over and over, as the eldest brother smiled at one end of the bridge.

fred charged just like he alwayse would but he couldnt run for the bolt had been fused into his knee and every time he moved throbbing sensations would travel up his entire body. His hatred knew no bouds still he drove toward the elder brother and came to the end of the bridge, but some magic force kept him from going any farther. it had been a whole day since he had eaten yet he hungered still there was no food on the bridge so he waited for some travelers to wander to were he lived. He waited He waited his thirst for blood growing.

Until the next days 3 billy goats gruff walked apon the bridge, and well thats another story.