come out and play

Hi my name is philip and I am 5 years old(holds up 1 hand) I am a axe murder I'll have you know, I like to lick the blade after a fresh cut, it's so much better than anything mommy ever made hehehe. Why are you hiding in your closet? I can't get to you in there. Come out and play with me, if I don't play I get cranky before bedtime and nobody likes me when I'm cranky. Because I'll kill you! That's right I'll chop you up into little bits and shove your private parts in mud pies hehehehe. I'll put your fingers in my pockets and gouge out all your eyes and pretend their little plumbs on my fingers, because I love you and I just want you to know. You are my best friend in the whole wide world. You might be thinking I'll never catch you, that your special in some kind of way, but your not!

I'll get you I'll get you and I'll fucking kill you, that's a bad word daddy used to say before I killed him hehehehe and now

I'm gonna kill you

It will be soooo much fun you used to complain that you never get out like you used to, well I'm gonna hunt you down and you have to run otherwise it will be no fun at all :(

I like the fast ones they make it more of a challenge, then when I set a trap and chop off their speedy long legs they scream even louder for me hehehehe

I love you I love you so please won't you come out and play with wittle little 5 year old philip?