Conversations With the Old Man of Kenner #2

Conversations With the Old Man of Kenner

Continued

As discussed in a previous conversation with the old man of Kenner, and just a fyi to those who have not met him yet, he lives in the deep south right by the Mississippi River. Now most of the conversations we have are just plain silly. However, I have to hand it to him on this most recent commentary. We were discussing all the mess all over and protesters protesting this and protesters protesting that. As you all know, some of them folks get carried away and need to be calmed down some kind of way.

Now the old man of Kenner is not for shooting people or manhandling them. However, he did come up with a few, in my opinion, interesting ideas for calming things down a bit. The following is his thoughts on this subject in a recent conversation. See if you agree.

Keep in mind, it sounds like he gave a lot of thought to this matter. He said, “I got an idea for riots and protesters getting out of hand. Let the fire department loan the cops their fire trucks. Mix up harmless chemicals that stink with water. You know, turn it into a skunk smelling hose. Spray it on the rioters and make them stink. Arm police with paint ball guns and fire away. You know how fashion conscience some folks are. They don't like anyone to mess with their stuff, especially, Mike Jordan high tops, P Daddy shirts, Jersey girl clothes, new Dillard outfit, etc. Lordy, hell no, not my clothes. “

My response was, “ You should work for homeland security.”

“Another weapon, a catapault. Use police horses to pull it. Make cannoball size balls out of horse crap, bomb away. Call it a crap cannon, no bullsh_t.” per the Old man of Kenner.

“ How about cow patties?”

So that is the commentary for today. As you can see the Old Man of Kenner is a deep thinker.

To be continued #2 or 7