Conversations With the Old Man of Kenner Politicians #4

  Well folks, I realize after the old man of Kenner's last conversations about cats probably caused you to think of him as nuts and not a serious bone in his body. Maybe, the conversation I had with him yesterday will cause you to reconsider.

  We were discussing politicians. He said, “ You know I got this invite to a crawfish boil from a councilman running for office. Sounded pretty good at the time. He wanted me to donate $25 dollars to his campaign fund. In other words, I have to pay him for my vote. He just doesn't understand how it used to be in N'Awlins. In the old days, dey would pay me to vote for dem. “

   I replied, “You have a point there. At least, he is offering crawfish. Politicians here just ask for your vote.”And what about this presidential campaign going on now?”

  . Now don't get all upset, all you folks don't believe in mixing dna. The old man from Kenner, had a thought provoking response He said, “ You know, if a doctor could draw blood and get some of Trump's dna and mix with Bernie Sander's dna in a test tube, then in forty years we might just have us another Teddy Roosevelt. Now that is someone I could vote for. “

Then he said, “ You know all this politicking on TV everyday has got Baxter dog all riled up. I was taking him for a walk on the levy and went to turn him loose. He stood on his hind legs, gave me a bow and said, “Aahh sweet liberty “and took off running. The chase was on. Then he took a box of tea and threw it in the Mississippi river. He wants to be a mascot for the tea party. I told him not to tread on my flag, too. “

My suggestion to the old man from Kenner was,” feed him a good steak and he might come over to your side.”

He responded, “ Ha, I don't think so. “

So maybe after reading this conversation you noticed the old man of Kenner can be serious. Well, maybe a little serious. Well maybe, probably not.

To be continued  Chapter #4 of 7