dating and finding happiness through insanity

Being single is great, get up when you want to, buy a ton of junk food and not have to wory about sombody else eating your favorite brand of potato chips because they forgot to eat breakfast and are now starving.
You can go where you want to go or just vedg out in front of the tv for the 2 days you have off work and school. it can be pretty fun being single, but there are times, when it gets lonely and either your pride is too valuble or your just too scared to pay for company. its times like these when you have to start dating,let me tell you Iit sucks trying to find that right person for you, iv seen it all on a date. there are times when I just wanted to curl up in the fetal position and cry.
As a kid I taught myself how to read people and over time it just grew into a sort of gaydar on steroids, I can smell crazy from a mile off. One time I had been on a dry spell, I knew the girl was dumb mainly because she had already txed me refering to herself as gangsta , yet she had hello kitty purses
Plural as inmore than one, meaning she loved a tv show that wasnt even that popular when it was on, and now your attempting a revival on something now that its almost gone extinct.
So while on the date she gets on how she loves animals, im thinking hmmm sensable topic
She goes onto say I hate how national geographic tries to guilt trip us for making elaphants extint......she just pulled off the hykoduken of dating fails, but im polite, and ask what do you mean elaphants are not extinct. she says ya huh they are thats why they make those video game movies about them fighting t rexes.......(at this point im stronly fighting the urge to slap my own forehead) so I say, even though I knowthe t rex and whooly mammoths were not alive around at the same time. do you mean whooly mammoths? she says why would I care about hairy fat people......she went right over my head with this how do we go from dinosaurs to fat people. needless to say I did not go out with her again, Iit did not matter how hot she was, I just cant be with a person that absent minded.
I figured after that id try online dating, which iwas a bad idea, eharmony is a complete scam, zoosk nobody even uses it so you get sent fake I want your baby messages, from fake people so they get msges saying no you cannot have my baby, and then go on a tyrade about how sexes it is to assume they wanted me baby even though it was from their profile that I recieved the msg saying, I want to have so many babies with you, thank you zoozk for making me out to be some horny creeper.
The worst by far was match.com got a few replies mostly from trolls I dont mean spammers, I mean people who cause other people to have the diffeculty of desiphering as to whether or not they are a man or women. they send me msgs saying how sexy I am. im sorry but if there is the chance you might be part male I cant be with you, I have to have some standards. I get it really your a nice person because your ugly, I was in your boat at one time too, but really no matter how nice you are if your fat swallows up your genitals, nobody can or will have sex with you, its just a fact of life.
Then came the messed up people one girl I actually almost got to third base we dated a few months, and we were making out started taking eachothers clothes off saying kinky stuff to eachother, then it just died because she tells me, I want you to put your baby in me and when I have my baby I want you to fuckmy baby while I watch, not only did my dick get unhard but I could not get hard again for 2 weeks I ran out of that house tripping over my pants as I pulled them up.
Crazy people
After that I decided id try another site pof, while I have nothing bad to say about pof itself, there is no a lot of variety on it you can narrow them into 1 of about 5 catagories artsy farsy women, the outdoors tom boy who was raised like a boy by their father, trolls, creepy blood drinking vampire wanabees, and the others. turns out based on this site I dont match with anyone from cincinnati , in fact my top matches were a can of beans and a few girls from oregon, I didnt know until I joined a can of beans was a option I just assumed you cant date food, but now that I know its a option im more willing to keep the option open.long story short I dont meet with the anyone from this site because either they are too scared to meet in public, or they just want a black guy, as much as I would love to say I could be a black guy, im not and icant say that, even though personally I find it racist to say your only attracted to certain skin colors. also you have these girls who are 21 with 5 kids saying they dont want sex......you have 5 kids ! what else could you of possibly wanted the over 5 times your were having sex without a condom, I mean I get it I only have sex with a person I feel I really know and then only if I know im not going to regret it. who do you think your fooling really? then theres those who say I dont want bull shit, yet their profil says live with my parents between jobs and 2 kids that I take care of on my own.....again who are you trying to fool? if your with your parents your broke and if your between jobs your not taking care of anyone, then your profile has feminists on it and just because of that you expect us to think your powerful, my grandma was a feminist and a dam proud one, she owned a multimillion dollar printing company in the 50s and my cousin julie clark became a stunt pilot at 16 and was one of the first women to work for a major air line company as a pilot, those women are feminist and deserve to be saluted or at least bow downed to on sundays but you your just leaching off the ego.so before I get off subject too much pof is a good site, it just needs better more open minded people. so if your single and dating, dating sucks because every time it blows up in your face you ask yourself one of 2 things was that really my fault? and why do I attract crazy people.
I really do want to find that special somebody, I thought I had that person once her name was madeline iv written some stories on here about her, but no matter how hard I try she just gets farther away from me. so this is me not giving up hope that one day I might find that special someone