feeling old

I'm sick of porn, I swear if I see another women getting gang banged by 3 guys I'll just throw up, it seems all men talk about now a days is porn, vagina slutty brauds how many women they have fucked, WELL I CALL BULL SHIT! I find it hard to believe a undereducated guy like you who cant even wear shoes with actual laces actually find women willing to sleep with you let alone, have pity sex with you. So when you try to brag I'll call you out ha ha ha ha. you think just because you have a six pac  you make them happy? when was the last time you saw a genuine smile on the women you claim to have conversations with? oh wait that's right your too busy looking at their cleavage that you seemed to of lost track of the time, oh were do those moments go while your comatose staring at those plump round breasts, no! I do not want to know how many times you have masturbated to the same porno over and over again. What is wrong with you? I wear you have probably had to have reattachment surgery over and over again from tugging on that poor tiny pecker over and over again. Juice much your titas are bigger than my ex and your a man you think women find it attractive that you sweat as much as you do? get a grasp on reality or at least your pants. I was born in the 90's take it from me we don't have the best fashion sense wear something that fits nobody wants to see your ass, your not a women and I'm not gay so just stop it please! What has this world been coming too are so many o this generation going slowly crazy I know I am iv become a nervous wreck being surrounded by all of these out of place whacky people these days I have a guy at my work is 15 years older than me and still makes power ranger quotes. I'm sick of being asked if I want coffee no I don't want any coffee not if its going to make me like you, Id rather get a good nights sleep and wake up 6 hours later. Stop looking at me like I'm crazy I'm not crazy maybe a little eccentric but at least Im not sleeping with 3 new people each week or trying to lie about the number of people I'v slept with, since when did promiscuity become the in thing? I understand the whole not wanting to wait, some days your just horny that's fine but seriously could you be any more worse at lying have at least a little self respect, because I am all out of pity for all the sad men who think bragging about a huge dick is a good pick up line. I really don't like being a nagging nancy but seriously I have to crack jokes about your character just to get by otherwise id just be making fun of you but at least this way its fun and games, or is it?