good ol gluttony

Your feeling hungy
SO hungry
So hungry it's driving you insane
Well try this
Its a bacon lettuce tomato sandwich smothered in nacho cheese
Covered in pancake batter
Then deep fried in molten hot fudge
Then if that wasnt enough
We inject sour cream with a syringe directly in each corner of this monstrosity
Then we smother it in melted butter and cover it with corn flour and tiny bits of crab meat, then we deep fry it yet again.
Only this time in the purest form of baby seal blubber, feel your arteries clogging up? well we are not done yet. you can bet your fat ass we will do our darnest to keep you from ever walking again. How can we do that you ask? well we take this already highly fattening ball of fat and grease and coat it with high sugar caramel then smother it in in tiny slices of smoked turkey and roast beef.then yet again we smother it in blue berry cake batter but no we dont fry it, instead this time we wrap it in a full sized blanket of pure pig back bacon, keeping that yummy goodness locked inside. If that's not enough you must be crazy, but fortunately for you we hare at Kevorkian enterprizes are crazy too in fact im so crazy im married to a squirrel, her name is sherril, why you would trust me to serve you such a gluttonous meal, is beyond me, but no worries were are only half way though our top secret recipe being shared with you because I'm fucking crazy and you enjoy hearing me ramble incoherently hahahhahaah, well next we beat it mercylessly with a hammer and shove it all into a food processor adding raw egg, chicken fingers and even more cheese sauce, oh no its too solid to run in the food processor, well that ok because as a final step we at 6 gallons of monster energy drink and 3 ounces of speed in extacy in a mystery blend that even we don't fully know the actual mixture, so every time is a new experience. in the food processor we break it down into liquid form adding everclear periodically, as it changes from slush to a fine black liquid. put it into a iv and inject it directly into your blood stream. you can feel the left side of your body going limp can't you? well thats our one of a kind deliscious meal causing your body to go into shock from so much deliciousness, your veins are being clogged right as we speak and you can sure as hell bet, you will never walk again, but it's ok if your not satisfied we have a mercy killing complementary second dose coming right up for you, because here at Kevorkian labratorys we guarantee that you will never ever walk again, and we intend to keep our promises even if we kill you in the process.