Have You Seen Joe?

One fine day, Joe the Poptart went to visit outer space. Joining him was a Poptart named Darrek. Once they landed on the moon, they resided there for a few weeks. Well, one day, Joe had to go to the bathroom, so he got out of the rocketship and saw an alien named Bad Goy. Goy and Joe immediately became friends. Joe introduced Bad Goy to Derrek. Derrek knew from the start that Bad Goy was a bad alien. Of course, Derrek trusted no alien. Days went by and Goy had nothing to eat, because the closest grocery store in outer space was on Mars, and Bad Goy was too lazy to go to mars. So, instead, he ate Joe. Poor little Joe. All he ever wanted was to have an alien friend.

Derrek was stuck on the moon, because he didn't know how to work the spaceship, only Joe did. So, Derrek knew what he had to do. He gathered up all of the good aliens and had a funeral for Joe.

What a tragedy...I was there at Joe's funeral. I couldn't stop crying. I'm STILL crying. He was too good of a Poptart to die so soon. I mean, come on, he even had kids. Three kids, that is, and a loving wife. Please Pray For Joe and his family.

Rest in peace, Joe the Poptart. We love and miss you. You'll stay forever in our hearts.