hellow how are you today

Ok I need you to imagin your laying in bed asleep still dreaming about what your going to do about your day.....ok now that we have that moment in time established.......you feel a thumping apon your head andat first you Iignore it or pass it off as the person sleeping in the bed next to you,intil it says hey heloooooooo its me,we uused to beei best frunds dunt uh remember....and as if your bitched slapped outof a good dream you hear heeeeey guudu murning riiiiise Iin shine sweepy head.this is your butt hole trying to wish you a good morning and as its speaking it pukes a steaming pile of shit next to your face.and your laying in bed like oh my god what the fuck is going on,and its just staring at you like um hey im still here......I need to talk tooo uuu.............im here to bid you a good morning and tell you im your butt hole arnt I pretty?....no well ok its not like im denying what I am,well its morning and im here to tell you......what the fuck are you doing! no seriously what is wrong with you.what have you been doing with your life that has u sooo happy?(and as it says this its thumping on its own head with a stick and with each hit it begans to spew out more of your shit that you fed your body the night before.your fucked up! seriously I just came from next door to talk to your friends butt hole and he says you complain alot abouthow unfair your life Iis......well I say heh lets do sumthin bout iet im sick of doing dumb shit all day long! the world is dying shit just got real like you look around while people throw around paper money and yet oddly your life is just like meee no matter how badly you try to fight it as it pukes out another pile of shit.....its ok im your butt hole now im know im not pretty but we will be ok as it thumps itself on the head protruding forth a flatulance....I love you im your butt hole we will be friends forever!! and ever but seriously we gotta do somthing the rainforest is gone,your can lie to yourself and say no theres still some left.but its fucking gone....no dont u lied to me im your butt hole I put all your shit out on the table,there is no reserve and im here to say we will all fucking die if you dont wake up and fucking do something with your life. and you look at your butt hole and says well um...I have a job and he says well good you gonna make a famawe is that enough for your future generations to make a wise awakening into the world that we call our future.and it spews more shit onto your bed.he looks at you and says well I really hope you can wake up and do something about your life and your childrens that you will one day make grow and love.because as things seemingly keep going this whole world is nothing but a pile of shit that people keep spewing on top of others people adding kerosine and lighting wondering if maybe ifI keep adding more flames to a fire that Iis already burning out of control maybe It will put it out,well I say your stupid and you need to do better im your butt hole remember you cant lie to me....and so I say to you hey heeeeeeeeaaaaaaayyyyy we need to fix this shit! we have to wurk togeva now that being said,hello I am your butt hole and I hope you have a wonderful day and just to complete this image your own ass puckers up and gives you a kiss on your cheek before departing back between your own ass cheeks........