Historical Tragedy

       Devastation and disease now saturated the once glorious Mysterious Land of 

Unresolved Lego Disasters. The land had once been known or being a symbol of power 

and beauty. Now it lay in ruin, drowned in the horrifying tragedy which befell it. All of 

this trouble had been brought upon the innocent, un-expecting people by one evil, crazy 

nut case of a lego. He was part of a new species called psychopathic- a mutation far 

beyond evil. He was one lopsided lego and all evidence pointed straight at him.

     A witness stated, “ Everyone knows that lego in the strange costume is guilty.”

    Everything started at the big basketball game. The guilty crazy man’s name is Chicken 

Joe- mascot of the Lego Land Legos. This special game began just like any other, nothing 

was different. Chicken Joe fired up the fans, then the players came on the court to warm 

up, eventually leading into the beginning of the game. After a game had started, Chicken 

Joe would typically run around to keep the crowd roaring the entire game. Surprisingly, 

at this game Chicken Joe was no where to be found, but nobody noticed. They were too 

excited about the biggest championship game of the century to worry about one little 

chicken man. 

     
     After the game started, still nobody realized the chicken was gone. But after halftime 

everything changed! Immediately, after the buzzer rang, all power in the world went out 

and when it came back on Chicken Joe was on ever electronic device in the world. 

Chicken Joe said in his creepy, evil chicken voice, “ Say good bye now. This may be the 

last time you’ll ever see your loved ones in this life-time. After I press this button my 

fireworks will go off.”

     Within seconds after he cut off his transmission he had leveled the worlds greatest 

city, while the whole world watched. Cries for missing loved ones rang throughout Lego 

Earth. One lady cried hysterically, “ Oh Romeo...where is my Romeo, my true love? My 

father took him to a basketball game and I haven’t seen him since!”

     After a few weeks the cries had calmed down for Chicken Joe had been captured. 

Weeks and weeks of trials went by agonizingly, but the verdict had finally been settled 

upon. Chicken Joe was found innocent! The corrupt judge said that there wasn’t enough 

evidence. Apparently, he didn’t believe there were enough witnesses, even if the whole 

world was one! Unsurprisingly, the whole world was furious. In the end they took the law 

into their own hands and Chicken Joe and the corrupt judge were found dead, sprawled 

out on the steps of the court house. Thus, ending the greatest tragedy in Lego history