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Newtonious J. Fluffynoggin, Weasel at Large

    Newtonious J Fluffynoggin is the funniest little weasel throughout the entire Shady Forest. The rest of her family are all sooo, serious, but Newton, (as her friends call her), love to make her friends laugh.

    One day her best friend Bucktooth Charlie, the skunk, came over to play. Well, she came over almost every day. Today when she came, Ricky the raccoon and Angel the chipmunk were with her. Ricky and Angel were always getting in trouble, and today was no different.

    They were all playing tag. As Newton tagged Bucktooth Charlie she farted, skunks do that sometimes. Big ones do it on purpose; little ones do it by accident. But Newton DID NOT like it! Newton got very serious and said, “You are not my friend anymore!” 

    Bucktooth Charlie started to cry and said, “I’m sorry Newton, it was an accident!” “I promise it won’t happen again.” But Newton would not change her mind. 

    Ricky and Angel said, “Come on Newton, it’s no fun if you guys are going to fight.” “Maybe we should go home.” “NO!” said Newton, “The three of us can still have a lot of fun.”
    Angel the chipmunk said, “That’s not fair to play without Bucktooth Charlie.” Ricky the raccoon said, “Yeah Angel, let’s go to your house and play.” 

    Newton ran to stop Angel and Ricky. Just as she touched them, she farted. She looked so surprised. Newton said, “I am so sorry you guys!” 
    Everyone busted out laughing. Newton started laughing too, and then Newton looked at Bucktooth Charlie and said, “I’m so sorry Bucktooth Charlie for making you feel so bad.” “Best friends shouldn’t do that to each other, I guess accidents DO happen!”

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