SPARROW ' S STUCK

HELP ME I'M STUCK! Sparrow? I'm in here. Where? I can't see you. Look up. Way up. What are you doing hanging from the light fixture? Please get me down first and I'll do my best to explain. You're kind of adorable hanging like that. Please get me down and then you can tell me how adorable I am. Hold on. That's what I've been doing. I know, but I can't reach you. I need to find something to stand on to get you down. All right please hurry the blood is rushing to parts of me that I didn't know I had...Better? Much Thank You. What happened? I was practicing one of my moves and when I spun myself the light cord wrapped around me like I was a present. That cord is very dangerous it must come down. Night light much safer.