SPARROWSONG GOES TO COURT

I have viewed both sides of this case.

Who would like to start?

I will your Honor...

Sparrowsong is...

CRAZY!

No name calling in my court Sir.

I can see you are VERY UPSET!

You bet I am.

Sparrowsong does not need...

TOOLS...

I demand you remove her tools.

You are demanding me Sir?

No of course not your Honor I am demanding of it to Sparrowsong.

Sir please refrain from seating to the defendant.

Yes Your Honor.

My apologies.

Sparrowsong?

Yes ma'am...

Do you have something you would like to say Sparrowsong?

That depends on you your Honor...

Why is that Sparrowsong?

Well...

Umm...

If you're on my side than I don't have to work hard to

Convince the court that I am...

INNOCENT...

Sparrowsong?

Yes...

Your Honor...

Did this gentleman hire you to do home repairs?

Nope...

Why did you do repairs?

I did not do...

REPAIRS...

Your Honor...

Repairs according to my definition is...

FIXING SOMETHING!

Not my job...

Sparrowsong?

Yes?

What did you do to his house?

He hired me to do...

HOME IMPROVENTS...

Not...

Repairs...

Case dismissed.

Thank You...

Your Honor...