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SPARROWSONG'S THEORY ON FLATTERY

What is your theory on flattery?

Sparrowsong flattery gets you nowhere...

That's kind of harsh...

Let me try to understand this theory...

If I tell you I think...

YOU ARE BRILLIANT!

AMAZING!

BEAUTIFUL!

SUPER DOOPER TOTALLY AWESOMELY COOL!

FANTASTIC!

BEAUTIFUL BEYOND COMPARE!

SO MUCH LOVE I HAVE IN MY HEART FOR YOU!

YOU HAVE TO STAY WITH ME FOREVER!

YOUR GOODNESS IS SPLENDID INDEED!

YOU ARE THE SUGAR AND I AM THE SPICE!

YOU ARE THE NOOK AND I AM THE CRANNY!

YOU ARE A GRAND SLAM!

What would you think?

First thing that comes to my mind Sparrowsong?

That depends...

Depends on what?

If the first thought is a...

Positive thought...

It definitely is Sparrowsong...

Great!

What is it?

Sparrowsong I am positive you want something, you're trying to punish me, or you are simply up to...

NO GOOD!

What?

Like I said Sparrowsong flattery gets you nowhere...

Let me share with you my theory...

Go ahead Sparrowsong...

If someone were to tell me those wonderful and positive things...

Flattery would get them...

EVERYWHERE!

So in final...

Sparrowsong's theory on flattery is...

Nothing to lose and...

So Much To Gain...

Right?

BRING ON THE FLATTERY!

SWEET TWEET!

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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Tony Taylor

LOL!!  FEATHERS!!! LOL!!........you're amazing.........you're sweet perfection..........you're all I can think about............I LOVE you & all of your money!!..........wouldn't want to see either of you get hurt! (smiles)...........this had me smiling big time Feathers!!............thanx sweetheart!!............T xo

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sparrowsong

Hello Tony...

Thank you for your sweet words of affection...

LOL! All my money...

You're quite a character yourself...

I think you're amazing too!

Smiling with you!

Hugz...

Feathers

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