Tim Holtmans The ARISTOCRATS

(If you have never read an aristocrat joke, or do not know what it is, this is a warning suggesting you to brace yourself before reading as you will be shocked)
A married couple walk into a talent agents office, with them they bring their son and daughter and even the family dog. the talent agent looks at them and says, sorry we arnt looking for any family skits they are to lovy dovy and people are quite frankly bored of it, but the mother steps foward and says oh please wont you hear us out if you would just give us a few minutes to do our skits, you could get a chance to see it, and im sure you would really enjoy it.
So the talent agent says fine you got 2 minutes after that your gone.
The family says thank you, and the mom turns to her husband who starts out by pulling out a reed pipe and begins playing a melodic tune. Meanwhile the son and daughter strip down until they are but naked and begin 69ing one another while the mother fills an enema full of a blue liquid, and sets it asid so her now naked husband can take a straight razor and cut off all of his wifes clothes leaving her bare ass naked for all to see, meanwhile the daughter who sees her que prys her lips from her brother ass crack and switches to the dog and begins licking its butt hole, the dog is so turned on it begins shitting into hermouth and she swallows Iit like a fondu foutain, so the mother now ass naked takes the blue enema and shoves it up her sons ass pumping him full of the fluid repeating the process over and over until back flow starts to develope.the son rears his ass as the family all gathers around, the daughter chugging dog crap straight from his anus the mom getting her twat licked by the dog and the father fucking his daughter in the ass pauses to look up at the talent agent and say,
This is our impression of the people on the coast during hurricane katrina. so the son lets lose a torrent of blue liquide from his ass hole spraying the entire family while screaming gatorade is it in you?! the dog mistakes the boys ass for a sprinkler and begins to snap at the on coming fluid thus making a sprinkler effect as it showers the whole family, without the constant flow of shit going down the daughters throat she begins to puke it all up first at her father then her mother then the dog and finnaly her brother, the two of them exerting so much force the shit and blue liquide spraying from her brothers ass combat one another, mean while the mom and dad are shouting ooooohhh noooooo its a hurricane whatever will we do and the mom gets on all fours and lets the dog start fucking her while shouting no we have to exscape the hurricane, and the father starts skull fucking his daughter as shes vomiting up shit, and the son is showering them alll with blue liquid until finally they all cum shit and vomit all over eachother and fall into a exausted shit,gatorade and cum infested heap on the floor.
The talent director is shocked beyond words and cannot bring himself to speak for minutes until finally he says, wow that was quite an act(obviously underplaying certain emotions) what do you call yourselfs?
The whole family stand up together in a shitty cum covered group and says the Aristocrats