Tired of your shitty calls…

Some people (or maybe you) are familiar with people who call you unnecessarily even though you don’t want to hear them or totally hate them. Same happened with my friend who became tired if his ex’s witty talks…begging for reunion. Sometimes they sound so scary like they were thirsty of you for so long (ghosts confirmed!  )
Sometimes we get their hoovering are so appealing that we really get those feelings back. WARNING! remember maybe this shitty people are holding up someone but they are cheating you behind back. CAN’T TELL THEY ARE RIGHT! BECAUSE A CHEATER IS ALWAYS A CHEATER. So my friend was crying one day because his ex used a cheapest hoovering weapon saying in call that “Maine tumhara dudh piya hai, mamta ke khatir to ruk jao (I have drank your milk atleast for your motherhood sake)”. My friend used to love him like mother with truest feelings and really he used that trick. She was crying and crying like hell and I just told one thing! “Did your boobs leaked out milk without getting pregnant and you fed him?”….Her answer was totally illogical and was heavily a great joke. She said “Maybe, that day when he was sucking for hours I leaked out one drop” I was like really? hahahaha…. she’s forgetting she was a science student and even if it leaked then for one drop who’s crying for that like ocean full of tears? hahaha…. still I laugh hard…
Guys if you had heard any such silly and idiotic Trap that your ex or your hater did over did to keep you in trap. Comment in section below. Let’s laugh and cherish our silly exes and haters! (Ya totally feeling savage yeahhhhhh…  )