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woe unto thee part 3

So there we all were scraping along the carpets shitting all over eachother just chewed up food bits tangled up in our little gerbit fucking beerds screaming protestantly out into the universe some how claiming our own defiance against all that is law within the universe....kinda sitting around wondering why nobody else has anything better to do then sit around all day getting him I see na haa nooo how imathunkit and 1 guy drops the ash tray and then I hear a schriech and they scurry about freaking out about the whole mess,I have to ask Iis this life? is this all we have is just us screaming and prying out into the onward distance starving forth from abysmal seeminly nothingness .....and decided I excist so now im gonna find some one like me,and touch it........waits for a response ok I like it,another person is over there....oh I seeand now here we fucking are and 1000 people knew this before you so get the fuck up and start working.yet here you sit lying to yourself saying maybe if I fold over the vagina this way I might still get some feeling out of it this time,freaking out like some kminda wild animal pig bred forth from out of the dark past from party histories and up you come with your jiz biscuits crusted in your hair and cocks waving across your face,your tits flapping in the wind......and I think to myself huh such is life............at least even while wild and hectic at times at the very least provided some good entertainment. I mean such is life but then again all I am is a white trash country boy with a sense of humor that could be compaired to what you pull out of a clogged shower drain.....I wake up each day feeling like im your butt whole like hey you......look at me im your butt whole.....this is your doo doo you need to clean this shit up real fast ya hear hahahahaahahaahahaha your but whole looking at you telling you to clean up shit.......thats how you know when a acid trip goes soooo far down you becomes your friends butt whole and you look at him right in the eye and say like on some cool shit(because we are all wannabe gangsters)so now its morning lets get this shit dealt with!

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Tim Holtman

Now you should ignore the other 3 posts entirely and just focus on this las parahraph forcing you to focus onto your own butt hole ,telling you to clean your shit up

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