YET AGAIN ANOTHER DRIVING TEST!

Driving test for people who drive could relate with this story but i reckon maybe not as my driving test i kind of have a totally different method than anyone else.For most people they will study there rules of road,take there lesson's do there test and usually get it first time or maybe second,But a for me yes i study take lessons and still havent passed and now its number wait for it ................9!!!! so you are probaly wondering where am i going wrong,I start my day shoving a bottle of calms down my neck and on the day i cant remember my left from my right!!,One roundabout I got so confused I kept going round and round forgot which exit I was suppose to take,the instructor was so pale this frightnened me even more he then asked me to return to the test centre this was the third time I failed I wonder how.

So I take even more lesson's and pre-tests,I have the rules down to a tee,I feel so confident I am sure i have it till i sit with the poker-faced man that morn,off I head and I can feel my heartbeat coming from my chest,now ms he will say I want you to take the next right and sure as god I have taken a left!! I apoligise for my mistake and he tuts at me with digust,on with this test finish it I must,Iclip the kerb, my reverse around the corner I seem to end up on the oppisite side of the road,I was waiting at the traffic lights and there was none there!!,so now another one done and I already know I have failed once more.

I still cant give up as they are trying to take provisional drivers off the road so I pay for even more lesson's,I get a completly new driver instructer he teaches me really swell,He stumps me with questions he asks how do you put your make up on?,I was stunned when he asked so I replied in a mirror,He then says abrubtly well you dont use them when your driving!!!.he told me you must use your mirrors and after taking several test I really didnt know what the side mirrors were on a car for.He also told me I go completely into my own world and do not listen enough I think this is because i didnt slow down as quickly as he would have liked me too,I really thought the people had plenty of time crossing the road before I got to them,clearly I had to jam the brakes rather swiftly.

So i have passed pre-test this time with flying colours and my instructor is so proud he tells me to do exactly the same on my test so on I go, but only am i faced with more dissapointment my mind goes completely blank,I stumble with the rules of the road,could not remember where my oil went!!!,the driving was just as bad if not worse than my first going off,so i am back to square one.So if there is anybody ever going to do there driving test please get yourself a push bike its so much easier!!! only kidding,I am now getting prepared yet again for another test so hopefully my next story will have victory.

Until next time..............