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ALAFFIA EVERYDAY COCONUT...

ALAFFIA EVERYDAY COCONUT SHAMPOO

Yours truly (me)
just an ordinary primate from the human zoo,
who while ambling along...

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THE DEVIL IS A LIAR

THE DEVIL IS A LIAR

They complain about the lack of attendance...

They condemn Christians in America...

Yet,...

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Though married yours truly ...

Though married yours truly (me)...

unabashedly dole out unadulterated
indirect flattery to a porcelain moon goddess.

I found...

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Miniscule male member doth...

Miniscule male member doth bend sinister

impossible mission of mine to bare witness
whereby mine (whore rubble) puny phallic
...

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Black and blue boo boo...

Black and blue boo boo bruises courtesy hurled Bobo box

No matter I sustained multiple contusions about the face and neck and minor head concussion after the...

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Victorious flirtatious...

Victorious flirtatious foreplay

I awoke early - now my body will sleep,
though thoughts rise like the Azores
of snuggling...

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Time bracketed between...

Time bracketed between initial birthday and present birthdate

October seventeenth
nineteen hundred sixty one
and October seventeenth
two thousand...

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When urinating into the...

When urinating into the toilet bowl...

yours truly (me) could not help but notice
while living social at various residences
within...

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Heil To The Warthog Chief...

Heil To The Warthog Chief Firebrand -

The following words worth your time to read
no matter said poem crafted
maybe at most, a...

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February 27th, 2018...

February 27th, 2018 literary tinkering rejiggered October 11th, 2024

I believed fortune cookie maxim
cryptic message couched
Apple Macbook Pro update process...

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Baby Oil At The Commissary

Dedicated To Puff Daddy

Baby Oil At The Commissary

Diddy!
Good News

They sell baby oil
in the commissary

You may want
to...

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PODCAST FOR ADULTS ONLY

What were you doing during the Hurricane?

What did you after it left multiple States torn?

...

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SAFELINK TracFone...

SAFELINK TracFone unanimously synonymous...

not only as my lifeline,
and connectivity insurance
with family, friends and strangers,...

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Into the Sturm und Drang...

Into the Sturm und Drang fueled maelstrom

All la names bespeaking deity froom
Noah Mo' Room India Arc
of Covenant to crypt tick Blood...

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Mine slovenly unkempt...

hence I no longer wanted
to draw attention to myself
unnecessarily donning the guise
...