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Hooray for Captain...

Hooray for Captain Spaulding...

though he played only a cameo role
helping me secure corrective eyewear I sport

mucho...

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Harriet Harris née Kuritsky...

Harriet Harris née Kuritsky...

Despite being a nineteen year old bride
she wed Boyce Brandon Harris
half a decade her...

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The fine art of making excuses

The fine art of making excuses

which achievement, deportment,
endorsement, and indictment
(more serious than rigging an...

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No objection to cold...

No objection to cold weather, but...

ah jest wanna boomerang
back into the womb
versus being threatened
courtesy beastie...

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Number forty seven - White...

Number forty seven - White House occupant against all odds...

regarding President elect
Donald John Trump.

As a cruel joke to self,
I imagined...

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A living hellish nightmare...

A living hellish nightmare...

only just began early today
November 6th, 2024,
when my eyes frightfully espied
...

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PICK YOUR DON'T

PICK YOUR DON'T

He had a Don't...

She copied his Don't...

If you were lucky...

You didn't hear them...

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As lobbyist for self...

As lobbyist for self...

I politely ask for uncontested support
campaign contribution promoting me
an aging...

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Immune system boosted, and...

Immune system boosted, and bolstered...

analogous to hatches being
battened down
courtesy COVID-19 12+
(Pfizer only) and Flu...

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The haunted train of...

The haunted train of Schwenksville

After dark every Halloween
since living social in Perkiomen Valley
for seven long years,...

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Suddenly frisson cold with...

Suddenly frisson cold with fright...

I describe, suddenly feeling scared
and tried to summon sense and sensibility
after...

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Diddy did it on the down...

Fame raped

Diddy did it on the down low....

Diddy did it on the down low,
Girls on his arm,
Had...

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If Trump wins...rest in...

If Trump wins...rest in peace - Mother of Freedom

Post mortem courtesy
Doctor Demento yielded
Lady Liberty lies slain...
videre licet...

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Gloriously luxuriating in...

Gloriously luxuriating in eternal sleep...

versus being alive
predicated victory videre licet lunatic
if Trump trumped Kamala Harris...

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Electorate on tenterhooks...

outcome of 2024 presidential election announced

Electorate on tenterhooks until...

Polling places slated to open seven o'clock
in the morning
November fifth two thousand...

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Thrill to craft poetry with...

Thrill to craft poetry with motives simon-pure

Analogous to beckoning
think fickle finger of fate doth allure
gussied up with
...

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"Extra! Extra! Read...

"Extra! Extra! Read all about it!"

Not a crock of ... but bull heave me,
you heard (read) right here from me
the horse's mouth...