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The question

The question

Pain knocks at the door, silent but loud,
Wrapped in shadows, wearing a shroud.

It asks no...

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Ah... methinks I could...

Ah... methinks I could sleep forever

Basking in a supine position
with eyes wide shut
while the space heater churns out
...

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Armor and Lace

Armor and Lace

In the chamber of my gentle princess,
I, a loyal knight,

beseech to be unbound from the...

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Today, I Mourn slain Beatle...

Today, I Mourn slain Beatle John Lennon

assassinated at 10:50 PM,
on December 8, 1980
forty four years later to date
outside...

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Bully me you, I exemplified...

who suffered cuts by a thousand knives.

Bully me you, I exemplified archetypal scapegoat...

Even as old (dish) married
(spooning) curmudgeon,
who receives social security disability...

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Paterson, New Jersey...

Paterson, New Jersey December 1, 1957

Amidst the Homo sapien species
one anonymous baby birthed:
I recount one little known piece...

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Many British thermal units*...

Many British thermal units* later

Vice linkedin to carnal flesh this writer,
(a married heterosexual doofus, –
whose alter egos...

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We (the missus and I) kvell...

We (the missus and I) kvell for Katz TOASTER PASTRIES!

I prefer to craft a poem
for no rhyme nor reason
expressing heartfelt pleasure
to our...

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Though forever sober,...

Though forever sober, nevertheless numbskull of mine throbs

I (a lapsed milquetoast) experienced
a head splitting hellacious hangover.

I tried to be...

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Humans, humans, humans

(NSFW)

Humans, humans, humans

Mass plundering, raping, beheading, that’s human behaviour
Over and over and over we repeat history...

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Sophistication of sinister...

Sophistication of sinister online skulduggery...

lurks within the outer limits of cyberspace,
where dark shadows eclipse edge of night
...

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Spirit and sponsor sane...

Spirit and sponsor sane sexagenarian scribe (and his spouse) to a Utopian country

He seeks (in tandem with the missus)
legal asylum in Canada...
New Brunswick, Newfoundland...

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Happiness is a new wireless...

Happiness is a new wireless mouse

I bought from Staples earlier today
November 18th, 2024
cuz the the older one malfunctioned...

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drought reigns supreme...

drought reigns supreme across much of the United States...,

where sorely needed precipitation
necessitates affected population
to perform a collective...

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Poetic letter Putin the...

Poetic letter Putin the electric kool aid acid test results into action...

when president elect Donald John Trump
sworn in vowing to accept the following pledge.
"I do...

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Eagerly awaiting until many...

Eagerly awaiting until many tomorrows...

to become affianced to the grim reaper,
who never promised me a rose garden
nor crystal clear...