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Undetermined(as of yet)

(Marionette and Tina)

Undetermined(as of yet)

Hi guys. Listen, I have an idea for a poem, butt I wanted to run it by you before I published it, and I...

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Daily Bread Community Food...

Daily Bread Community Food Pantry

Daily Bread Community Food Pantry

3938B Ridge Pike,
Collegeville, PA 19426.

No more...

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The emotional, mental and...

The emotional, mental and spiritual fallout courtesy Colt Gray

Apalachee High School,
located in Winder, Georgia
witnessed an active shooter,
whereby...

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Sneezing fit – tests nasal...

Sneezing fit – tests nasal septum

The word Gesundheit was first used in English in 1914. It became popular in the United States due to the...

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Defecation accidentally...

Defecation accidentally clogged...

for the umpteenth time
during spate to sit scrawny buttucks
on porcelain throne id est...

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As a student in Missus...

at Henry Kline Boyer School
a fairly prominent structure,
whose personage exemplifies
...

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Skewed depth of field...

Skewed depth of field courtesy phacoemulsification

Analogous to a foreigner who sees double vision after imbibing excess drink, (cuz the smoker you are the...

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Eye (a generic happy go...

Eye (a generic happy go lucky arachnid) hope(d) for a miracle

Harken and cue lyrics to All I Need Is a Miracle
Song by Mike + The Mechanics.

Aye, a...

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I share one of my earlier...

I share one of my earlier attempts at cerebral entertainment.

I share one of my earlier attempt at cerebral entertainment.
Folie à deux
("shared madness,"...

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Emancipation proclamation...

Otherwise titled deep into my fiftieth year of passive...

Emancipation proclamation from Samson fixation

Yes, I chickened out getting a haircut yesterday August twenty seventh two thousand and twenty four as...

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Matthew delivers his latest...

Matthew delivers his latest bullet – tin...

from the Harris-Walz front
where liberal minded socially progressive
electorate doth...

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CHANGE FOR YOUR BENEFITS

NO CHILDREN PLEASE

How do you get the most bang for your Buck?

Let's see who gets more and go with that?

Do...

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Aftermath from this er...

Aftermath from this er...

attempt to break thru Hadrian's Wall
while roam'n across cyberspace of urban sprawl
dark...

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FECKLESS

If you know what that means this isn't important...

However, I am open to learning what is it?...

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Doubting Thomas luxuriates...

Doubting Thomas luxuriates under Dylanesque milkweed

made fibrous threads...constituting heavy blanket
(crocheted by the missus)
on a cool Autumn...

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ROMANCING THE REPUBLICANS

They're going to reach out to get the Republican Votes...

How sweet is that going to be?

Do...

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On becoming a night owl...,

no matter whether or not ya give a hoot

On becoming a night owl...,

especially after feeling super charged
watching the second night of
Democratic National...