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Baby Oil At The Commissary

Dedicated To Puff Daddy

Baby Oil At The Commissary

Diddy!
Good News

They sell baby oil
in the commissary

You may want
to...

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What were you doing during the Hurricane?

What did you after it left multiple States torn?

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SAFELINK TracFone...

SAFELINK TracFone unanimously synonymous...

not only as my lifeline,
and connectivity insurance
with family, friends and strangers,...

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Into the Sturm und Drang...

Into the Sturm und Drang fueled maelstrom

All la names bespeaking deity froom
Noah Mo' Room India Arc
of Covenant to crypt tick Blood...

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Mine slovenly unkempt...

hence I no longer wanted
to draw attention to myself
unnecessarily donning the guise
...

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Please come join me in...

Please come join me in spirit if not in body...

regarding my resumption
of daily/mostly nightly constitutional

I accompany my dark shadow...

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Everyone nose, especially...

Everyone nose, especially Al R. Gee, I haint no otolaryngologist

Nonetheless this bard arse
videre licet punster mocker feels gratitude
courtesy Kaitlyn...

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I aim to live in the here ...

I aim to live in the here (ahem hair) and now...

despite entrenched familiar
obsessive compulsive disorder behavior
distracting me courtesy...

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Unorthodox...

Describes celibate bent aegis.
Mein kampf illustrates gravitas.

Underdog muted lest...

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I stand proud with pride...

I stand proud with pride...

exuding suave debonair air
plus head and shoulders taller
(than the empire state building -...

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Dump Adolf Trump - The...

Dump Adolf Trump - The demagogue Hitler reincarnate!

Countdown to Armageddon
precariously, lugubriously, hellaciously,
and deleteriously hinges...

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Literate lettered...

Literate lettered latitudinarian looms larger than life

I feel honored, and flattered to acquaint myself (a married youthful looking sexagenarian solitudinarian...

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Happy two thousand twenty...

Happy two thousand twenty fourth birthday Autumn - September twenty second

But first etymological climatological meteorological esoterica:

The word autumn (/ˈɔːtəm/) is...

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Don (ta) Ask Me 'Bout...

Don (ta) Ask Me 'Bout Exacerbation Of Trumpeted "FAKE" News

written September 19th, 2018, and following words still ring (more true) today – exactly six years later...

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The humble cockroach -

The humble cockroach -

Survival of one wreath speck table insect,
(poll ease pod din me Elmer Fudd speak)
thus...