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Trumpeting future mercurial...

Trumpeting future mercurial villain of history

Predicated on his paying obese sense
to Ronald McDonald patron saint
buzzfeeding his pie hole...

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Obsessive Constraints – ARGH!

Obsessive Constraints – ARGH!

Thy birth on January 13th –
cervical contractions would not abate
the pesky master (papa),...

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I leave buying food at the...

I leave buying food at the market to the spouse...

one helluva comparative
humdinger savvy shopper,
who can rattle off the best buy
for...

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YOUR NEWLIFE

YOUR NEWLIFE

Congratulations!

This is so much better than you could have planned?

You still have choices...

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Most mind boggling...

Most mind boggling mysterious mortal? Me!

Mystification prevails stupefying yours truly
befuddled, he blindly stumbles along rocky
...

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Dot dot dot, and in other...

Dot dot dot, and in other news devil's advocate claims Teflon Trump

courtesy the comfort of his mancave,
I (a mutated batman wannabe)
doth prattle and stump...

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August 13th, 2024 – twenty...

August 13th, 2024 – twenty five plus years since awful series of unfortunate events

Once again tis time to pony up and trot out (neigh - without horsing around) an unforgettable day...

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For some enchanted evenings...

For some enchanted evenings...

The following scenario imagined
after the hoopla of
Democratic National Convention miracle...

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The remnants of August 2024...

The remnants of August 2024 Hurricane Debbie

Like a humane huntress, she
(the anthropomorphized storm)
brought a spate of cool Autumn like...

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Beyond the mourning of...

Beyond the mourning of bereavement no stilled tears

Today marks fifth anniversary of tragic deaths
an aching breaking heart – mine
remembers four...

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MAYBE AN ANSWER TO A QUESTION

Does it make sense why we're being laughed at?

Something tells me not everyone is laughing......

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YOU MADE HER CRY

YOU MADE HER CRY

You brought people to their limit...

Time told a Story...

Nothing goes unnoticed......

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America at a critical...

America at a critical political crossroads...,

nevertheless hope springs eternal,
especially after listening
to Vice President Kamala Harris...

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After drenching biblical...

After drenching biblical rainfall...

verdant green acres covered the planet of the apes
like a petticoat junction
donning barrel...

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Eye cannot envision not...

Eye cannot envision not wearing glasses

Ever since second grade
an ever stronger prescription
for nearsightedness donned my...

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As a mortal man of...

As a mortal man of threescore and five years...

I bore witness and/or assimilated, gleaned,
and nursed implacable thirst for knowledge
...