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Part one narrating snapping...

which ushered poetic reverberations across the universe

Part one narrating snapping crackling, and popping trembling underfoot...,

experienced courtesy one Beatle browed fool on the hill.

Contrary to popular scientific
(...

Poem -

Re: viewing the emotionally...

Re: viewing the emotionally prosperous papa razz zee life I did not live

The following poetic account
written more'n a dozen
dirty dancing decades ago,
while I...

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More'n nine months on...

More'n nine months on...

and still I feel infuriated at myself
concerning squandered funds
passively, senselessly, and...

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Easter as interpreted by...

Easter as interpreted by one...

rebated, rebelled, rebirthed, rebooted,
and rebuked courtesy
one ill shod Unitarian atheist...

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Convalescence of Richard...

Convalescence of Richard McGeehan

Spouse of my eldest sister
marital bond fixed in place
strong as mortise and tenon,
he...

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How to attach a shower...

How to attach a shower curtain...

I revisit rather than write from scratch
a poem crafted May twenty third
two thousand and...

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I dread the United States...

I dread the United States presidential 2024 outcome...

Whereby yours truly presages and doth abhor
nothing short of an imminent civil war
dwarfing...

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Bonanza of shamrocks will...

where Lassie free to run across petco junction

Bonanza of shamrocks will soon blanket Green Acres...

All across the webbed
wide esse Scott's landed wold
emerald green Trifolium
carpets...

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SAFELINK TracFone...

SAFELINK TracFone synonymous...

Dear SafeLink Customer,
(one of the many recipients includes me).

The Federal Communications...

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Just because an impetus...

Just because an impetus arose...

to repost poem
(I chanced to locate
amidst plethora of poems on hard drive
of Macbook...

Poem -

Lapsed contra dancer...

Lapsed contra dancer rediscovers his happy place

I tip figurative hat to the late Cathy Robertson, longtime (lifetime) Thomas Paine Unitarian Church member...

Poem -

Matthew O' Harris Ease...

Matthew O' Harris Ease A "FAKE" Irishman

Saint Patrick's Day, or
Feast of Saint Patrick
Lá Fhéile Pádraig
invoke even non Irish...

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Harold the Hugh Hefner...

spry buck analogous to energizing bunny

Harold the Hugh Hefner wannabe carrot top...

jump/kickstarted procreation ruckus.

Home on the range
cacophony quite absurd
PlayBoy...

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Up up the fly away wig doth...

(Any resemblance between the following humorous account and...

Up up the fly away wig doth go revisited and revised March 10th, 2024...

Went off for hair raising shindig
donning noggin of villager in Nigg
(historic county of Ross...