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I wanna trade in my stubby...

I wanna trade in my stubby spindleshanks...,

(a poor excuse for legs),
and get me the latest
sophisticated prosthetics advancements,...

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Earth Day April 22nd 2024

Earth Day April 22nd 2024

I lament bidding Gaia's creatures adieu,
an inner conflict dust brew
within this scribe, who...

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Growing my hair down below...

Growing my hair down below my knees...

stimulated courtesy follicles,
where Coconut, Olive, Grapeseed,
Jojoba, Amla and Vitamin E...

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I made a good impression...

I made a good impression today April 19th, 2023...

getting fitted for a new pair of dentures
at Liberty Dental in Phoenixville, Pennsylvania;
...

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Captain kuni-lemel graduate...

Captain kuni-lemel graduate strikes again - updated

Steely Dan sing queen (me)
outdid himself on sixtieth anniversary
after Grahame Wood
...

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Reaffirming marital...

Reaffirming marital covenant chaste away errant infidelity

Whereby I confessed being guilty
impossible mission to escape accusation
of prurient...

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Sans sixth (psychic) sense...

poise zen dystopian rant

Sans sixth (psychic) sense...

This prognosticator doth predict
potential based at current rate
sinister debacle that will...

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Unsettling premonition...

Unsettling premonition kickstarts fiendish abomination

Consider the following
dogmatic, enigmatic, fantastic,
idiotic, jargonistic, kimetic,...

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Pinocchio Deep In Thought

Satire

Pinocchio Deep In Thought

When I tell lies

wouldn’t it be more fun

if something else were to grow......

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Book cause I spend an...

out loud.

Book cause I spend an inordinate amount of time reading...

As a hypothetical argument
yours truly doth not aim
to be unfortunate recipient
of...

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Try mumbo jumbo chicken...

Try mumbo jumbo chicken gumbo soup saith dumbo

Yours truly an unfortunate hostage
within Homo sapien zoo
presenting poetic hodge podge...

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Detailing delicate...

Detailing delicate defecation debacle

Otherwise wordily titled: pooped out
after pouring bucketfuls of water into
place of...

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Still wrestling with...

Still wrestling with impasse to contentment

Dispense sing with fidelity blithely agog
just me and mine dark shadow
slinking along outer...

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April 9th, 2024 would be...

April 9th, 2024 would be ninety fifth birthday poem for dearly departed papa

The following words crafted soon after the soul of me daddy set adrift into the empyrean realm joining the...

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Invisibly tortured courtesy...

Invisibly tortured courtesy existential nihilism

Psyche wracked with agony
impossible mission to extricate lovely bones
they wanna remain...

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Part one narrating snapping...

which ushered poetic reverberations across the universe

Part one narrating snapping crackling, and popping trembling underfoot...,

experienced courtesy one Beatle browed fool on the hill.

Contrary to popular scientific
(...

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Re: viewing the emotionally...

Re: viewing the emotionally prosperous papa razz zee life I did not live

The following poetic account
written more'n a dozen
dirty dancing decades ago,
while I...