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Umpteenth heat wave since...

Umpteenth heat wave since onset of summer

sizzles Delaware Valley today July 16th, 2024

Said geographical area composed of counties
...

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Let us bear witness to arm...

Let us bear witness to arm and blindfold...

Let us bear witness to arm and blindfold...
each candidate for president of United States
and...

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Though no political pundit,...

Though no political pundit, nevertheless...

I trumpet the withdrawal
of democratic contender from out the presidential race.

Breaking...

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I abhor the forfeiture of...

I abhor the forfeiture of hard fought and won liberty

America - This nation will remain
the land of the free only so long
as it is the home of the...

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Damn them computer hackers...

Damn them computer hackers...

nothing but persistent
pesky sniveling, snot nosed
beastie boy buggers.

Data breach...

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Birthday of beloved buxom...

Birthday of beloved buxom babe I betrothed

Pardon my hyperbole if in fact such embellishment can be sifted out amidst the pretentious poetry and/or...

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Sham(e) full travesty...

Sham(e) full travesty regarding fourth of July celebration

American independence day
linkedin severance from English crown
Continental Congress...

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Bukowski's Muse

Bukowski's  Muse

Yes, I admit
my work is never posh
I've never liked fancy poetry
I don’t need a...

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TAYLOR SWIFT

WITCH?

Maybe, she's your kind?

​​​​​People definitely have invested money and bought her merch...

...

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Pariah heap - savagely...

Pariah heap - savagely subjecting myself to humiliation

Outward slovenly appearance bespeaks volumes
wordsworth their weight in gold
(exhumed from...

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Michael Joseph Jackson

Michael Joseph Jackson

Michael Joseph Jackson (August 29, 1958 – June 25, 2009) was an American singer, songwriter, dancer, and...

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I hanker and pine for wood...

I hanker and pine for wood burning stove weather

I haint no spring chicken,
("Buk buk buk buk ba-gawk!")
but in Summer re:
long in...

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Happy shiny tummy courtesy....

Happy shiny tummy courtesy...I REM ember in place of stipend

An appetizer, essentially an
out of this world guacamole
quasi Neptune salad,
...

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Ruse of the evil grimace...

Ruse of the evil grimace also known as "Blondie"

A real hunter (and huntress), she stands five feet
and tips the scales at most one hundred pounds...

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The Daily Star Thursday...

The Daily Star Thursday issue...

announces Summer Solstice 2024
regarding purr ray zing planetary earthlings
paying obeisance...

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June nineteenth one hundred...

June nineteenth one hundred and fifty nine years ago

The conclusion of the American Civil War commenced with the articles of surrender agreement of the Army of...