I abhor the forfeiture of hard fought and won liberty
America - This nation will remain
the land of the free only so long
as it is the home of the brave.
courtesy a local Indiana man,
one named Elmer Davis -
(1890-1958) was
a journalist and broadcaster.
He worked for the New York Times
from 1914 to 1924.
As nightly news analyst
for CBS (1939-1941)
he had an audience
of 12.5 million viewers.
Roosevelt appointed him head
of the newly created
Office of War Information (OWI) in 1941.
Most likely long hours,
maybe even days or weeks
after most contentious election
witnessed within the United States
after voting machines satisfactorily deployed
(meaning at long last contender identified)
once winning candidates declared,
EVMs again kept inside the strong room
and the room locked and sealed,
which again done in front of candidates
or their representatives,
plus signs taken as well.
I don't wanna be stayin' alive
come Tuesday, November 5, 2024
particularly if the presumed winner
as forty seventh president
none other than antithetical,
despotical, egotistical, fanatical,
heretical, impractical, lunatical...
oafish hull windswept orange
and yellow spray-on
hair dyed, coiffed,
and barb burred septuagenarian
whose tidy quasi toupee
looks like a foreign racoon
migrated onto his head.
Cuz the death knell of democracy
willfully, woefully tolls
all across the webbed wide world
because Joseph Robinette Biden Junior,
whose insistence to remain in the drawing
drew droves of electorate to the polls,
handing victory margin,
whereby countless elephants
trumpeted far and wide
affecting a Republican landslide.
Impossible mission
to keep doors shuttered
over subsequent pandemonium
to hear donkeys braying,
bobbing, and babbling
doleful "hee-haw" sound,
not because their tails pinned incorrectly,
but rather courtesy yes
screaming fans of Mötley CrĂŒe,
(that Doctor Feelgood could not cure)
sparking seismic activity equivalent
to a 9.9 magnitude
(so take that Taylor Swift)
deafening roar that rocks the crowded house
ushering bono fide pandemonium:
the name stems from Greek pan,
meaning 'all' or 'every',
and daimĂłnion, a diminutive form
meaning 'little spirit', 'little angel',
or, as Christians interpreted it,
'little daemon', and later.
The aftermath of a Biden loss
(not just him - and his coterie
being called "loser"
the rest of life),
but would be a field day among
die hard Republicans,
and even some renegade Democrats
that would cause
the Grateful Dead to become awake
turncoats that would find
lovely bones of Benedict Arnold
rattling and humming with U2
courtesy hullabaloo quintessentially
branding, hashtagging, vetting and
rocketing nonestablishmentarians
as political outcasts
forcing an aging long haired
pencil neck geek such as yours truly (me)
forcing us (socially conscious voters)
to forage as a foreigner alienated, ostracized,
and penalized on another planet
survival incumbent upon
the outer limits of the twilight zone,
where dark shadows morphed,
jump/kickstarted, exaggerated
into monstrous shapes
along the edge of night,
which spooky, haunting,
ghastly, eerie place
more appealing than
then prospective tragic loss of freedoms
such as life, liberty
and pursuit of happiness,
which we take for granted.
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Comments
Hello Matthew...
So what...
Take us all down because, you don't want to live past that day of which you have nothing's to do with it being made for a time as this in the first place?
That's sounds about right...
Same as a lot of people...
Great write!
Thank you for sharing...
sparrowsong
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Biden's running the Country?
Since when?
Ha - Yes in my humble opinion Biden's running the Country... into the ground with his gasping paroxysms of convulsive and spasmodic eruptions analogous to a dragon spent of fiery breathlessness mainly due to the natural human senescence leaving deteriorating mental, physical, and spiritual ability, which meager robustness of body, mind, and soul inadequate to function dexterously, thus he clumsily manages to parry and thrust with bravado with futility, and shadow boxing skill (evoking nothing but incompetence) to manage deftly the countless challenges incumbent and more suitable to a person half four score and one year at start of second administration to guide a ship of state thru dangerous shark infested waters, whereby his speculative self touting, praising, lauding, et cetera being a hardy har har healthy octogenarian utterances do little to placate former adherents distrusting inadequate declining faculties unconvincing party cohorts with reassurances to quell and dispel the madding crowd of naysayers and democratic party stalwarts (even George Clooney of late) gently beseeching him to abnegate lofty ambitions to surrender the reins of power versus inadvertently peering heavenward for divine inspiration at the former sheltering sky (growing darker by the hour) for guiding light, when keen vision no longer a reliable sense.
Did I convince you of my attempt to believe the forty sixth president nothing short of being incompetent?
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