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Norwegian bachelor farmer...

Norwegian bachelor farmer days I never lived

Woebegone and egg foo young on you
meaning me of course
sidestepping a crucial positive...

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The finis sing touches touché

The finis sing touches touché

Knead dull brows knitted;
belief system I cogitate
gearing thee ordinary bipedal hominid...

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Figurative paralysis laid...

Figurative paralysis laid waste body electric of mine

This is Spinal tap
bamboozling, binding, bleeding, bombing...
ripped from every dog eared...

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Red hot chili pepper poker...

Red hot chili pepper poker face...

Born that way angry antithetical
mailer daemon when...
all of Christendom bows their...

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MINDFULNESS = PSYCHIC...

MINDFULNESS = PSYCHIC SURVIVAL.

My motto comprises to exalt in this moment rather than delude myself with any grandiose illusions.

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Highlights from Highland Manor

Highlights from Highland Manor

Courtesy Goofus and Gallant
who began their broadly-drawn
moral plays in the 1950s,
...

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THIRTEEN FAMILIES and COUNTING

THIRTEEN FAMILIES and COUNTING

Your side ways grin...

How can they look at you knowing how many of their lives have been forever...

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Self destructive wickedness...

Self destructive wickedness arrested, convicted, and gaoled...

with kidnapping little boy
ordered to suffer
life sentence without parole.

The deadly...

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Precious priceless progeny

Precious priceless progeny

Hands down the most dramatic change ever needed to make the most profound impact awoke from helping beget...

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Injection Of Nightmares

Shooting up in a public space
Injecting substances that can kill
With no regard for anybody...

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Non labor (relations) day...

Non labor (relations) day September 1st, 2023 poem

Aye dream of Genie (as a lad din)
Schwenksville, Pennsylvania -
keystone state abbreviated...

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Fretfully aching to feel...

Fretfully aching to feel fit as a fiddle

After experiencing a severe,
albeit violent near lethal bout
of irritable bowel syndrome...

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I can only imagine how n&...

I can only imagine how n'ice e-z floe...

Tubby in the calving throes
breaking free and clear
shepherding, milking, and honing
...

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Fringe benefits (a plug)...

Fringe benefits (a plug) for perks (yo man) living at 2 highland manor drive

Expanse of green acres draped
like a petticoat when ye arrive
birds of a feather flock...

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Rigorous sphincter ani...

Rigorous sphincter ani externus muscle workout

Amidst the rubble strewn landscape ruins
courtesy healthy helping of prunes
linkedin to...

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ARGH! NO MORE MEDICARE!

A worst nightmare loomed large
notification courtesy Montgomery County
Assistance Office...

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"Got your fluff again...

"Got your fluff again"

(for purpose of this poem
pronounce last word uh gain).

The missus uttered
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