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Brownian motion writ large...

Brownian motion writ large...

within small medium
as light brainstorm doth
hail forth the following poem.

Across...

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I wait with bated breath...

I wait with bated breath for... C. Cure T. Clarence

The following crafted
approximately midway
into the administration
of forty fifth...

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Where art thou anonymous...

Where art thou anonymous benefactor...to offer me succor?

Ah... methinks legal tender
could be a boon to help me bolster
mein kampf with necessary...

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Incomplete metamorphosis of...

Incomplete metamorphosis of distilled adolescent...

therefore he characterizes himself as an anomaly...any idea why?
Mortified, petrified, stultified,...

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Impossible mission to sleep...

Impossible mission to sleep on opposite side of marital bed...

Oddly enough even
when frolicking in the autumn mist
with seasoned super tramping
...

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Shame and guilt sabotaged...

Shame and guilt sabotaged mine healthy growth...

and let yours truly not forget emasculation
that prickly emotional immobilization
whereby...

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Booby trapped within...

Booby trapped within apartment unit b44

Circa August 18th, 2021
three years ago to date,
nevertheless I count blessings,
so...

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Ohiopyle, Pennsylvania...

Ohiopyle, Pennsylvania circa early 1970'S

(just in time for end of summer reading...
recounting emotionally disastrous campy turbulence)...

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Devil's advocate...

Devil's advocate claims Teflon Trump...

The demagogue reincarnate
feels gifted to reign supreme
captivates, glorifies, lauds,
...

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Natural soporific narcotic

Natural soporific narcotic

Recurrent suicidal thoughts
vaingloriously wend along winding road
within windmills of my...

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Once again besieged by...

Once again besieged by fruit flies

Pestiferous infestation quite
argh apartment unit b44
plagued with plight
analogously...

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Serious sibling subluxation...

rapprochement somewhat salvaged dislocation

Serious sibling subluxation...

Truth be told about following poem
mostly written quite some years ago,
and revisions made to...

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Mister money bags no more

Mister money bags no more

Ah..., how I idolize the days of yore
before June twentieth, and twenty first
two thousand...

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The broken piggy bank

The broken piggy bank

strewn into a bajillion little pieces

Unexpected largesse
yours truly patiently waits,...

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Apoplectic curmudgeon...

Apoplectic curmudgeon fumbles...

Jumpstarting outstanding undertaking...
bringing jouncy, spectacularly crafted,
nuanced,...

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Beyond the mourning of...

Beyond the mourning of bereavement

Today marks fourth anniversary of tragic deaths
an aching breaking heart – mine
remembers...

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Happy National Friendship...

Happy National Friendship Day - August 6th, 2023

The idea of Friendship Day originated
in the United States in 1919,
proposed by Joyce Hall...