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Adumbrated aeration...

Adumbrated aeration regarding...

crafting reasonable poetic rhyme
nothing to sneeze... at chew
asthma lingua franca –
...

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Cadaverous climate...

Cadaverous climate controlled cave creature

(Idea birthed, engendered, and germinated
from Lombok Indonesia earthquakes
On 5 August 2018...

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Stricken with turbulence at...

Stricken with turbulence at about seventy two inches

Yours truly issuing a deafening rebel yell
bursting forth with such might
courtesy cooking...

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Housekeeping not a strong...

Housekeeping not a strong suit with the missus

(***warning ungapatchka language ahead***)
regarding following lines courtesy the missus,
who...

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Elusive pursuit endeavoring...

Elusive pursuit endeavoring to craft a great poem

I confess, no deliberate intent, yet often wonder
what spurs me to nudge, goad, coax, et cetera...

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Politesse pleases me...

Politesse pleases me...

thank you very much
for letting me clutch
your attention courtesy
sharing following...

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Yours truly embarks on wild...

Yours truly embarks on wild goose chase after elusive pot of gold

two alternate titles:
1. Gander seeking goose that laid the golden egg
2. Incorrigible...

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Big Bad Wolf

Big Bad Wolf

A body made of sticks,
A heart made of straw,
A mind made of bricks.

Physically hurt...

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Once pawn a time...

Once pawn a time...

About four plus weeks after
frazzling fiasco from friggin fraudsters
white knight still...

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Ready...Aim...Fire!

Ready...Aim...Fire!

In light of tension twixt
brinkmanship rumbling one
East Asian Tiger
country otherwise...

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Poetic paean to papa's...

Otherwise titled: Mien wonderful wedded divine wife....,

Poetic paean to papa's princess

whose piercing deliverance,
a balm ameliorating tattooed strife
despite being dirt poor,...

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I can never comply with...

I can never comply with fastidious hygiene

Try as thee most persuasive person might,
he/him, she/her,
they, them... can never wean...

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Wordsmith theoretician...

Wordsmith theoretician postulates kooky equation

Addends, minuend, subtrahends... all Greek
to poor student long haired pencil necked freak.
...

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Stricken with anguished nausea

Stricken with anguished nausea

Written three years ago tomorrow,
yet superimposed (likened to
emotional palimpsest) upon...

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Chicanery grabbed lustfully...

Chicanery grabbed lustfully repeatedly - yup!

While merrily bobbing along
the boulevard of broken dreams,
which in truth measured
...

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I cannot single handedly –...

I cannot single handedly – rightly so - manage...

primary idiopathic palmar/
palmoplantar hyperhidrosis
despite taking Glycopyrrolate
2...

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Espousing irreverent greed

Crafted one year ago today

Espousing irreverent greed

yours truly – hopefully self plagiarism okay
worse case scenario,
I would meet ill fate re:...