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Apology to the missus at...

first day of January
two thousand and twenty three.

While the wife then in the process...

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I Didn't

I didn't ask for this
I didn't ask for the hands that weren't mine to touch my body
I didn't...

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Gratitude for running water...

Gratitude for running water on tap...

and heat flowing with a snap

After shaving and showering,
yours truly feels winsome
...

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New Year's Eve 2022

New Year's Eve 2022

Yours truly riddled with social anxiety,
hence (billy me) he will idle away
December 31st,...

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A definite bonehead moment

A definite bonehead moment

since revised when das scribe
made laughing stock of himself
(circa ~ 8:30 post meridiem...

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Ah... tis nothing greater...

malfunctioning heater
on that brisk winter day
recorded here as proof positive
...

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Please help yarn hexed door...

Please help yarn hexed door neighbor...

Yours truly pinned down by invisible
vestiges of coronavirus and
getting attacked from angry...

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Lost in lust

Lost in lust

My lips caress the crease on your breast

A simultaneous

Long drawn out breath

Your...

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While daydreaming about...

as the figurative curtain closes on 2022

While daydreaming about timepiece inventors...

How arbitrary the assignment
of seconds, minutes, hours,
days, months, years...
to the...

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CIPROFLOXACIN HCL 500 MG...

CIPROFLOXACIN HCL 500 MG remedied urinary tract infection

No aversion nor embarrassment
admitting, divulging, and jumpstarting
poetic endeavor...

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2022 Polar Vortex - Across...

2022 Polar Vortex - Across Wide Band Of North America

Power outage here within
mine happy hunting grounds
(as well the ghosts of Lenni Lenape),...

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No Roof For Reindeer

The celebrated sailing frog
from Montgomery County
went a courtin, or so the tale iz toad...

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I wax poetic as lifeblood...

I wax poetic as lifeblood imperceptibly doth wane

Mine body electric analogous
to Google map pronounced
with arteries and countless varicose...

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Angel of mercy please...

Angel of mercy please intercede

Weakest most lame specimen
among human breed
control of my life I willingly concede
...

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Part two in series. Story...

The fear hurts.

Held down by the neck, smell my farts or the world will end.

I'll pin you down with a tap tap....

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Almost three years ago from...

Almost three years ago from today December 20th, 2022

self quarantined misanthrope...
pitched into purgatory wham!

Ably cane resign eternal...

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I awkwardly, ineptly, and...

whereat purposefulness rarely gained traction

Fatherhood (half my life time ago)
bolstered reasonable rhyme
manifesting itself before...