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And me. the ones, once...

The little evil crippled girl.

And the little crippled girl said.

I don't want to visit your departments cause I get raped in all...

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Stranded in bittercold...

Stranded in bittercold without food or drink...

Though the following
twittering scenario quite absurd,
methought diehard adherents of mine...

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Let Me Be

My Pain

The pain that I felt,
So sore to the touch,
The lashings of the belt,
Never seemed to...

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Ronald Rump reasonably roasted

Ronald Rump reasonably roasted

Remarkable – recourse retaining rickety
rambling reverence regarding “r.”
Ronald Rump
...

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Dickens Christmas carol...

Dickens Christmas carol revisited by nicked saint

Frigidaire - from upper atmosphere
hammering and whipsawing debris
ferociously with an angry...

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Beddie bye boo ski time for...

Beddie bye boo ski time for yours truly and/or the missus

Found us abed thee twelfth day
of December, cuz yours truly
still felt dehydration, physical...

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Jinxed jesting jejune...

just jabbering gibberish (A - J)

Jinxed jesting jejune junior jobber...

Again, another awkward ambitious
arduous attempt at alphabetically
arranging atrociously...

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My coping method fraught...

My coping method fraught with utmost futility thus...

My professional treatment plan
predicated upon duress in extremis
hence Electroconvulsive...

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Mother Goose would find her...

Mother Goose would find her tail feathers ruffled

Hey diddle diddle
the cat and the fiddle
when off to see
a crooked man and woman,...

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Taking Today's...

Taking Today's Tumblerful Tea Time

This teetotaler turns to tea
torquing temptation
towards tippling
thankfully, though...

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I loathe feeling under the...

I loathe feeling under the weather...,

especially when nasty elephant
(named Thomas the pachyderm)
stomping to break loose courtesy...

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The Limerick, Pennsylvania...

The Limerick, Pennsylvania Nuclear power plant siren wailed

yesterday at 1400 hours December the fourth
and probably broadcast further
east, west, south...

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Groundswell Of Emotional...

Groundswell Of Emotional Blessedness

Ebullience exudes from mine every pore
courtesy festive mood in the air,
thus acknowledgment...

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Cherry Tree Music Co-op

Cherry Tree Music Co-op

alternately titled instant infatuation:
a moment of spontaneous spunk
instantaneously...

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As precautionary measure...

As precautionary measure...

I backed up all software
resident on fifteen inch
Macbook Pro computer
yesterday...

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Mine psyche riddled with...

Mine psyche riddled with dybbuk

Thru emerging adulthood awareness awoke
within noggin of average baby boomer bloke
...

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Witch hunt

There going on a witch hunt and they don't care how much emotional pain it causes me to drop my underwear...