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Nine lives removed from...

Nine lives removed from royal dignity

Five days after
getting acquainted with darling cats
pampered like queens courtesy
...

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Amélie Beth Harris -McGeehan

Acknowledgment of birthday gal,
whose invaluable priceless worth
exceeds more'n a bajillion...

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Personal vicissitudes...

Personal vicissitudes pronounced irrepressible self loathing

Ever since mine late boyhood
when unstoppable coded
cellular processes did segue
I...

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Bane of dyschezia

Bane of dyschezia

Constipation spoilt rare visit
with eldest daughter
(yesterday - November twenty sixth...

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As a resident of...

As a resident of Schwenksville Boro for five plus years...

Intersection upon adventitious
encounter, when first seed of genocide planted
unsuspecting...

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I relished being hungry for...

I relished being hungry for Thanksgiving pop slop gloppy grub

whereby the missus didst potchke
created whirling dervish hubbub
after enjoying repast,...

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Loving my refurbished...

A lightning fast machine
purchased three days ago
now comfortably nestling with
said...

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Collisions between yours...

Space at a premium
in our apartment
lettered and numbered b44
at Highland Manor,...

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Harriet Harris circa...

untimely death sentence ordained
approximately six months prior
to mother dearest celebrating...

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Free association comprises...

Free association comprises ratiocination...

Bonafide catatonic doggedness,
nevertheless this stubborn stoic poet writ
afore and another...

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Worry knot chokes out the...

I know from personal experience
the foolhardiness of
courting, flirting, honeymooning......

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Emotions

Emotions

I don't know how to show emotions,
So I bury them,
can't feel emotions,
Can't be weak...

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Doomsday Clock minute hand...

Doomsday Clock minute hand...

hovers over 100 seconds to midnight
as of January 2022,
which apocalyptic prognostication...

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Cybersurfing netizen...

analogous to a fish out of water

Cybersurfing netizen flounders...

Ever since being a little gull hubble buoy,
I bobbed (while donning square pants)
like spongy...

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Argh daylight savings time...

Argh daylight savings time ends – 2:00 AM November 6th 2022

Hour hands of o'clock get set back
sixty minutes gaining extra hour of Autumn
round about...

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Ă€ propos preponderant...

posited puzzling apt aperçu...

While pondering particular
theme to address
amidst tangled wide, whirled
webbed mental...

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November second two...

abuzz with Autumnal thrum

November second two thousand twenty two...

Approximately six weeks since August sum
er re: lazy dog days witnessed lolling about
sipping...