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Some Pro's and Con&...

Dune not be bashful, grumpy, leery
or any other contemporary dwarf man
even countless less...

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Labor Day 2022

Labor Day 2022

Courtesy of one or more tradesmen,
first Monday in September set aside
for employees able,...

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Fraught With IBS Irritable...

Fraught With IBS Irritable Bowel Syndrome...

today – late morning of November 4th 2022
sudden onset experienced whereby
whooshing waste...

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Increase In Head Size

Increase In Head Size

impossible mission to encapsulate notion
flitting hither and yon, to and fro
within cranium...

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anticipatory anxiety...

especially bombardment of online scare tactics
courtesy fiendish insidious loathsome sinister oafs...

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Our life source

Our life source

How easily it flows
So eager to leave our body.
Slowly oozes from our...

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Inapropos trois faux pas...

Inapropos trois faux pas jokingly blurted out...

yesterday August 30th, 2022.

The following fictitious account
predicated upon words spilling...

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Mine courtship and marriage...

As September daze will soon arrive
recollections from a
psychologically checkered past...

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Bedlam and mayhem in the...

Bedlam and mayhem in the mistress's boudoir

Nsync with variations on a theme:
of drool worthy Reuben Sandwich
(consisting of corned beef...

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Courtesy Google, I learned...

Constitutes the world’s largest
first-party data platform
for insights, activation and...

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Steer free and clear by a...

the warning words website not secure

Steer free and clear by a bajillion miles...

nearly left writer of these words piss poor.

usually linkedin with pornography websites
lest...

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Similar if not identical to...

umpteenth heat wave since onset of summer...

Similar if not identical to last year...

sizzles Delaware Valley today August 26th, 2022

Said geographical area composed of counties
...

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Traditional Solitaire...

Traditional Solitaire potential combinations...

that clenched another win (yahoo)
jimmied today August 15th, 2022 single handedly
just before...

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Cut to the chase after tan...

Cut to the chase after tan hat man!

Though reading horror stories
gearing up as strawberry spring fest
full throttle danse (...

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Onerous task confronted...

Onerous task confronted teachers and parents

As prospective students
ably ready themselves to matriculate
and/or first set little feet...

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Aloof brother concedes duty...

Foremost gratitude heavenly indebted,
jumbling kindling, linkedin mourning
numbness overlaid...

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Future time traveler looks...

Future time traveler looks back one century ago

The following poem tweaked
courtesy original author who crafted
literary endeavor some couple...