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Mystification prevails stupefying yours truly
befuddled, he blindly stumbles along rocky
...

Though necessary to down:
four Dulcolax laxative tablets,
quaff half 238 gram bottle of...

Even as an old curmudgeon, aye pucker
and raspily suction, albeit toothless mouth
drawing...

Particularly, when voicing and/or
writing bon mots doth betake
chuckling clownlike me
...

As she laid under the stars,
She watched as the red river flowed,
Slowly as it mixed with the...

Ah... nothing more enjoyable
than acidic gastric fluid (bile)
flowing backward into esophagus...

Methinks hmm, perhaps
I admittedly self plagiarize and quite aware
aforementioned amalgamated...

Eagerness readily overtakes me prior
to succumbing to nightly slumber.

Tis boot a blink when...

Certified vegan;
Non-GMO Project Verified;
Free of dairy, lactose, soy, and gluten.
...

Given the nuclear weaponry arsenal today
August 6th, 2022, our collective ability
to lay...

Courtesy handy dandy
palmar hyperhidrosis
impossible mission to defeat
except poe wet...

While rifling through outdated poems of mine
some written quite a number of years ago,
the...

A snippet of careering and careening
nocturnal cerebral manifestations
attributed to strong...

The disuse that's really temptation,
Above all others is the omission.

Does the omission...

the most recent tabulation
signaled one hundred seconds to midnight

A couple years ago...

(***warning ungapatchka language ahead***)
regarding following lines courtesy the missus,
who...

alternately titled: incorrigible lottery dreamer
big plans to relocate self and spouse
to...