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Aol two step verification a...

Aol two step verification a boon to my psyche

plus I batten down the itty bitty hatches
courtesy Avast Random Password Generator,
and keep...

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Trying to REM ember the...

Trying to REM ember the waking stage of an emotionally tormenting dream

The following account predicated on partial fact and a healthy dose of prevarication with an attendant...

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FINAL PLOT TWIST! EVIL EX WIFE

This is the last poem to the series Ex Evil Boyfriehd

I gave you a third of my life
Almost exactly 10 years of it
After so many years you changed...

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Evil Ex Boyfriend #8

this is a rather long one

You lied to me when you were sober
But told me the truth when you were drunk
Sober you,...

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An unexceptional turning...

An unexceptional turning point in our marriage...

unexpectedly came about,
when possible prospect
of the wife going
to Puerto Rico by...

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Pain and Passion

Pain and Passion

I can't draw,
I can't rhyme,
In fact I can't do much at all...
I lack creativity and...

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The very abridged version...

The very abridged version recounting untold tragicomic storied life of Matthew Scott Harris

I led a boring life.
The end.

All joking aside, now the epilogue.

As a bookish...

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And still his death haunts...

And still his death haunts webbed wide world post American Civil War

Preface: On the evening of April 14, 1865, while attending a special performance of the comedy, "Our...

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Words of Abuse

The day has dawned, awaken I lay Confused by my own self mortality rate
I’ve tried to enjoy my stay...

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Galore of buzzfeeding,...

Galore of buzzfeeding, needling and scamming female hustlers...

with a scheming, loving, and enticing guise
alive and well seeking gullible guys
(once upon...

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April 9th, 2025 birthday...

April 9th, 2025 birthday poem for dearly departed papa

Elysian fields long since embraced dada's soul
which rocketed into aerospace
(courtesy...

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Alexa down!

Alexa down!

She, the brainchild of Rohit Prasad -
India-born person who breathed life
into Alexa, and...

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The downplayed hazard of...

The downplayed hazard of swallowing vitamins a -z

Ofttimes, I nearly find myself choking,
and frantically beck-kin ing
for immediate...

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Fate decreed sexting...

Fate decreed sexting/texting while married abominable

Therefore karma caught up to me big time
and delivered yours truly sent to purgatory
(...

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Betrayal (guilty as charged...

Betrayal (guilty as charged)...

within mine marriage,
and all the ramifications
that happen therefrom
courtesy the...

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Bad ass beauty brought...

Bad ass beauty brought bedlam, and begat bastard child...

courtesy booty call minus preemptive measures
while plugg naughty bits of tarnished knight
...

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Forbidden fruit.

Forbidden fruit.

It was, or is? The forbidden fruit.
Denied for so long, 5 years long.

A thought, a...