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Diagnosed with NON...

Diagnosed with NON contagious, yet incurable case of logorrhea...,

yielded following resultant fiction,
which arbitrarily selected thread
first popped into my...

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Once again, yours truly...

Once again, yours truly takes poetic license.

Whenever the missus irks me or complains...
I tell her don't "Hock me in chinik" nor kvetch
...

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Ah... the glory of a...

Ah... the glory of a restful sleep

Nothing beats the refreshing
blissful peaceful easy feeling
resulting from shut-eye after...

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A (starry eyed) burst of...

A (starry eyed) burst of creativity...

at approximately
a painfully early o'clock in the morning
give or take an o'clock
...

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Crime busting Houston...

Crime busting Houston police smoke out disjointed fur rats house...

formerly an abandoned Amazon warehouse went to pot
with mold and magic mushrooms growing in every...

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Lost dexterity since...

Lost dexterity since fingers tap away at qwerty keyboard...

since being a student in grade, junior and high school
analogous to geometry proof how lack of use...

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Sic semper evello mortem...

Sic semper evello mortem tyrannis, high bred poiētḗs of mine

("Thus always I cause the death of tyrants.”)
the purported line Brutus uttered
after...

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Shattered dreams of New Canaan

Shattered dreams of New Canaan

no longer land of the free home of the brave,
original rightful occupants hoodwinked, petrified,...

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Shayna Punim - You came a...

Shayna Punim - You came a long way baby!

Though negligible communication
now transpires between us
twenty seven years ago
come...

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They got the whole world in...

They got the whole world in their hands

Worth north of a trillion dollars,
(plus or minus a billion dollars here and there),
the...

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Sunday February 2nd, 2025...

Sunday February 2nd, 2025 Groundhog Day

Location: Gobbler's Knob in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. First held on February 2, 1887 prognosticating how...

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Lemme regale you with...

Lemme regale you with splendid and fabulous exuberance

Despite being an amateur
paperback writer wannabe,
whose storied protagonist
stars...

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Wretched emasculated...

Wretched emasculated celibate anchorite

(any relationship between the following poem and living persons -
namely the writer of these words...

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Upon the precipice of an abyss

Upon the precipice of an abyss

I stand able, eager, & ready to jump
impossible mission to swallow lump
muscles primed...

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Adept Anglophone pines to...

Adept Anglophone pines to learn Yiddish as a second language

When alive colorful turns of phrases
uttered courtesy my father or mother
whose ability to...

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Poet who exhibits panache -...

Poet who exhibits panache - meant...

to tickle your fancy dear reader rabbit,
perchance European G-man double agent
regarding the...

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Facilities that claim they...

Facilities that claim they recycle spew nothing but rubbish

as does yours truly,
whose ecological ethos
goes out the window
into the cold freezing...