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I decided to title my piece
a concatenation of a few different notions
incorporating...

They're definitely a Keeper...

They have people Rolling on the Floor laughing at Work...

...

Earlier this merry month of May
a goniff who possibly did gossip
about his/her surreptitious...

alternately titled give one targeted scapegoat a break,
an unquenchable thirst for moolah before I...

originally written May 31st, 202_
humorously, posthumously,
and tempestuously expressing woes...

I'm warm blooded
But I'm as hard as ice

With cold emotions running

through my veins...

Vultures preyed on my vulnerabilities
forcing me to carrion camping
as fine young cannibals...

Which lame excuse I exclaimed,
when my dear old mom asked
rather told me in her scolding...

I can hold out for upcoming mental health therapy until Wednesday at 1:00 p.m.

Yes, and you (like I...

DEA binocular watching, FBI Nikon popping while crib hawking, at trial listening to the biggest of dope...

Frank Muller made in Geneva, swiped 1.5 for that Richard mille off that Visa, put my name on some Puma...

like the infinite vista
upon the midwestern plain
farther than the eyes of mine
(an...

(on a rainy May thirteenth
two thousand and twenty five)
as a balm against ennui
...

One Tissue on the Table surrounded by a bunch of men...

Nothing strange to notice?

Sound...

honored at freedom fête
of course in my dreams
where Tony the Tiger
roars Matthew...

not one drop of sweat
(especially on hot humid and hazy days)
less than a gallon
...

Often these days
the following genuine sentiment
Matthew Scott Harris
doth wish to...