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Sublimated death wish no...

Sublimated death wish no longer permeates thru mine every cell

When alive and livingsocial
within webbed wide world
analogous to an emotional hell
I...

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Poem revised Memorial Day...

Flagrante delict adulterous sordid behavior
automatically linkedin with Lothario;
an...

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Wrestling with impasse to...

Wrestling with impasse to contentment

Dispense sing with fidelity blithely agog
just me and mine dark shadow
slinking along the...

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I crowned the write full...

The following moniker “innocent prankster”
awarded, hashtagged, and qualified wife
as...

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A bookish bound man...

A bookish bound man obsessed for knowledge crafts long poem

1.
This hunger artist cannot read
volumes of printed material fast enough
to satiate...

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FOR JIM "THE LAD"

ADULTS ONLY (For the Peekers)

Hello Jim...

I found one...

LOL!

Thank you...

sparrowsong

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On Lacking Sticktoitiveness

On Lacking Sticktoitiveness

Most of my Lix spittle
+ four anniversaries
since exiting birth canal
as full term...

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Marriage to alarmingly...

Marriage to alarmingly ballooning...

dramatically expanding spouse,
when adorning buttons
pop off undersized blouse
which...

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Drinking Clorox

Drinking Clorox

Some folks said I was stupid, they said my head was filled with rocks.
I was rushed to the emergency...

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Long since stopped binge...

Long since stopped binge reading Bertrand Russell

I, (a bookish educated intelligent nerd,
albeit three score plus tres años)
constitutes a...

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Personal productivity...

Personal productivity measured courtesy...

Unspecified number of hours spent
many yesterdays ago since March 6th, 2021
reading (cover to...

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Yours truly a tried and...

Yours truly a tried and true Philly buster

Prone to bloviation pure and simple
rides on figurative high horse,
which doubles up as my...

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Everyone nose, I haint no...

Everyone nose, I haint no otolaryngologist

Nonetheless this bard arse feels gratitude
courtesy Laurence V. Cramer, D.O.
without cerumen...

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Ford's Theater, April...

Petersen House, Washington, D.C.

Ford's Theater, April 15th, 1865...

I admit to own a passion
for the Civil War in general,
and the life and death of
the...

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Lady with the pink fuzzy...

Lady with the pink fuzzy floppy hat

If you ever espy a latitudinally
and longitudinally challenged
older yet shopping savvy woman...

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Venerated paternal puissant...

His buzzfeeding spirit jump started
and kindled eternally his uplifting karma,
thus I present...

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Friday May 13th, 2022

Friday May 13th, 2022

An excerpt taken from a lengthy tome,
written courtesy a favorite poet of mine.

...