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Wild goose chase

Wild goose chase

Pursuit for elusive prey
teases yours truly
into treacherous catacombs
dangerous...

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Recluse by dint of...

Recluse by dint of circumstance

He/him (ratty, scrawny,
and tetchy ugly villain)
scurried into dark recesses of hermitage...

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Farchadat alte kaker here...

Farchadat alte kaker here at Highland Manor Apartments

I (a youthful sexagenarian)
can no longer quip being
a country boy at heart,
but me as...

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Recalcitrant rhymester...

Wily wordsmith wields wisdom and wit
renders requiem welcoming thee to visit,
no matter...

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Three Cheers To Ann Maria...

Three Cheers To Ann Maria Reeves Jarvis

Momma mia man date
comb the second Sunday
during month of May
can be traced back...

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Fraught With IBS Irritable...

Fraught With IBS Irritable Bowel Syndrome...

The earliest recollection with
lower gastrointestinal eruptions,
viz psychosomatic induced...

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Our Daily Bread Community...

Our Daily Bread Community Food Pantry

The spouse betook monthly outing
today May 4th, 2022
to 3938B Ridge Pike,
Collegeville...

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Harriet Harris, née...

Harriet Harris, née Kuritsky gave up the ghost ~ May 4th, 2004

Often these days
(closing in on the eighth
anniversary of eighth orbit
around mister...

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Thru an opened bedroom ...

Accessible twenty four hours a day
seven days a week,
fifty two weeks a year.

Spring...

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My life without a penis.

Sucks that I can't tell you to suck it.

More than annoyed that cumming is not accompanied by a...

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Panglossian perspective

Panglossian perspective

The following initially crafted approximately three and a half years ago and presently brought a much...

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My ebbing physical prowess...

My ebbing physical prowess and strength flows away

analogous to expending precious Air Supply
embellishing, modifying, revising, et cetera
a...

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Ice age cometh moot point

Ice age cometh moot point

No matter unseasonably
blustery March like weather
prevails across my neck of the woods...

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ONE ALARM FIRE at Highland...

after dark April 26th, 2022

ONE ALARM FIRE at Highland Manor Apartments

Prometheus bound out the heavens
to strike fear in the hearts of men and women
reminding us...

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Bring on the rejection...

Bring on the rejection slips...

and/or try distilling my spirits
at losing gamble
if curious (by George) proceed
...

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Resumption of daily/nightly...

Resumption of daily/nightly constitutional

I accompany my dark shadow...
(many hours before edge of night,
where twilight zone evokes...

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I cannot single handedly –...

primary idiopathic palmar/

I cannot single handedly – rightly so - manage...

palmoplantar hyperhidrosis
despite taking Glycopyrrolate
2 MG Tablet three times daily....